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     I whispered at John while entering, “Naaawww, punk bitch, I didn’t say a damn thing,”

     The woman asked, “What was dat, son?”

      “Oh, I was just asking if you’d like me to carry these bags to your apartment for you, ma’am,” I said.

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Compassion is the antidote for all issues "man."

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      “I’ve never known anybody killed by a lion either, but that doesn’t mean I want to take my little happy ass over to Africa and run around the jungle trying to make friends with one,” I said.

      Sam spoke up, muffling his laughter, “Well, he gotta damn good point dere.”

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      “Watcha mean?” Cherish asked.

      Without elaborating, “Earthquakes,” I said.

      Cherish’s defenses automatically went up. “Oh get real. How many folk you ever known killed by a earthquake?”

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      I questioned her while thinking that would be the icing on the cake if she could dirty the pots half as good as Poppy, “You cooked?”

      “Ha!” Sam yelled, “Only thang dat girl cookin come wit micr’wave d’rections on da damn box.”

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Enginuity is the catalyst for all things man-made.

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        While removing the citation from beneath the wiper blade as I opened my car door, “No ring; no mark where a ring once was,” I replied before factually stating, “Listen, I’d love to stay and chat but I’ve already gotten a ticket for being double-parked.”

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Truly “living” life leaves little to regret.

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