#fictionalmyass

sorry i had to use my weeaboo playlist but outer science is basically characters dying. oh god. i don’t know what that says about us. you can just take it literally and think of chem idk

WHAT WAS YOUR: 
 1. last beverage = water
 2. last phone call = to my mom… i couldn’t find her in kmart
 3. last text message = “thank you” to the manager
 4. last song you listened to = children record (96neko’s cover, though. what a superb voice)
 5. last time you cried = around a week ago i read a karmagisa fic called “when fall comes” and i probably cried a whole season’s worth of tears tbh HAVE YOU EVER: 
 6. dated someone twice = not even once??
 7. been cheated on = nah
 8. kissed someone & regretted it = nah
 9. lost someone special = yes
 10. been depressed = do you mean the emotion or clinical depression???
 11. been drunk and threw up = nah LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: orange, blue, black
 IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: 
 15. Made a new friend = yeah
 16. Fallen out of love = nah? not even in, so
 17. Laughed until you cried = probably
 18. Met someone who changed you = a lot of people tbh
 19. Found out who your true friends are = what is true, what is fake, what is reality
 20. Found out someone was talking about you = yeah. well actually not really, they were talking about my handwriting..
 21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list = my parents??? idk GENERAL: 
 22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = is this the real life…… most of them, a few are from aoga in places far far away ((where is q23)) 24. Do you have any pets = used to 25. Do you want to change your name = sometimes i think about it then i realize how much effort it’ll be
 26. What did you do for your last birthday = slept in, stayed at home, ate some cake
 27. What time did you wake up today = around 8-ish?
 28. What were you doing at midnight last night = trying to draw for the an assassin a day thing and failing
 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = gintama anime!! was the first thing to come to mind
 30. Last time you saw your mother = a few seconds ago 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = i wish i had different teachers for certain subjects, but whatever
 32. What are you listening to right now = seishun satsubatsuron. i changed my playlist after that question earlier and now it’s on repeat haha
 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = ??? who’s asking
 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = nothing… today’s been an okay day, actually.
 35. Most visited webpage = tumblr probably
 36. Blood type = i wish i knew
 37. Nickname = everyone calls me by my real name?? i used to get called ‘shrub’ but that hasn’t happened in a while
 38. Relationship Status = single and never going to mingle
 39. Zodiac sign = leo
 40. Pronouns = she/her
 41. Elementary = yes it is my dear watson
 42. High School = what is this actually asking? omg
 43. College = it sounds fun?? but also terrifying??
 44. Hair color = black/very dark brown whatever
 45. Long or short = long or short what? this could apply to an awful lot of things
 46. Height = 153-ish cm
 47. Do you have a crush on someone? = apart from fictional characters? nah
 48. What do you like about yourself? = that i’m doing reasonably okay with everything i’m doing ((wow where did q49 go)) 50. Tattoos = nah
 51. Righty or lefty = righty
 52. First surgery = i don’t remember ever having any
 53. First piercing = ear piercings… 54. First best friend = a girl called jennilyn! i remember it was a rule that we had to always speak english at school even at lunchtimes, but since jennilyn was class rep we got away with it (￣3￣) 55. First sport you joined = i used to play tennis as co-curricular! and then i started skipping sessions. and i had a resignation letter all signed by my parents which had ‘may 2007’ as the date and i handed it to the teacher in august or something lmao.
 56. First vacation = mmm it must’ve been to malaysia or something when i was too young to remember it clearly
 58. First pair of trainers = what, like shoes? how the hell do you expect me to remember this RIGHT NOW:
 59. Eating = nothing
 60. Drinking = nah
 61. I’m about to = make notes on ‘modernism’ that i should’ve made last week oops
 62. Listening to = dude look at q32 please
 63. Waiting for = 6pm so i can finally watch family feud
 64. Want kids? = if i can adopt them yea sure
 65. Get Married? = nah
 66. Career? = ?? i’m working casual shifts at nando’s if that’s what this is asking WHICH IS BETTER: 67. Lips or eyes = it’d be good if you had both…?
 68. Hugs or kisses = hugs thanks
 69. Shorter or taller = shorter or taller what? trees? taller then???
 70. Older or Younger = i dont know? what the hell
 71. Romantic or spontaneous = neither i like knowing what i’m in for thanks
 72. Nice stomach or nice arms = it must be terrible if you have an evil stomach…
 73. Sensitive or loud = but why can’t you be loud and sensitive? smh
 74. Hook-up or relationship = neither thanks
 75. Trouble maker or hesitant = hesitant as heck HAVE YOU EVER: 
 76. Kissed a stranger = nah
 77. Drank hard liquor = nah i’m not legal
 78. Lost glasses/contacts = no thank god
 79. Sex on the first date: what first date
 80. Broke someone’s heart = i hope not?
 81. Had your own heart broken = if so, i don’t remember it
 82. Been arrested = nah
 83. Turned someone down = nah
 84. Cried when someone died = yes
 85. Fallen for a friend = yes DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 
 86. Yourself = i’m trying to do it this year (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
 87. Miracles = sometimes
 88. Love at first sight = sometimes, idk 89. Heaven = yeah i guess
 90. Santa Claus = i’d be super creeped out if a guy came through our nonexistent chimney tbh
 91. Kiss on the first date = nah
 92. Angels = mmmm nah not really…

ashlee. ashlee please. please stop i dont think i can read my own posts the same way ever again

thank you so much AWWW I SPENT SO LONG EDITING IT ITS SO NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE APPRECIATE IT THANK YOUUU