Aug 18, 2020
*Sage doing bad things*
MC: Sage stop.
Sage: HAH NO ONE CAN STOP ME-
MC: *Pulls out water guns*
Sage: OH SH-
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*Sage doing bad things*
MC: Sage stop.
Sage: HAH NO ONE CAN STOP ME-
MC: *Pulls out water guns*
Sage: OH SH-
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Escell: Son, why do you smell like weed?
Felix: How do you know what weed smells like, dad?
Escell: I-
Felix: HA! BUSTED, DAD! YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK!
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When they were children
Tulsi: Saaage, where are you?
*silence*
Tulsi: Pspspspsps-
Sage: *Tumbles down from a tower of fruit carts, running *
Anisa: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium!
Sage, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Sage: You treat an outside wound by rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound by drinking alcohol.
MC: You have a crush on me, don’t you?
Sage: The only crush I have is the crushing weight of my existence.
Sage:
Sage: ok, and you
There is no heterosexual explanation for this.