Jan 28, 2024
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Methinks I need to polish this up a bit and expand it. A wedding might be a nice way to start the year... in Feb lol
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Methinks I need to polish this up a bit and expand it. A wedding might be a nice way to start the year... in Feb lol
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Pick-Up Lines from the Newly Single Ex-CEO (He lost his job, his wife, and his PR team. But not his nerve.)
“Hey baby, wanna go on a date? I already became a meme — what are the odds of that happening twice?”
“You like music? You could say I… know the band.”
“This ring? It’s just a placeholder until the lawyers finish ruining me.”
“I used to have a corner office. Now I have nothing to lose.”
“You’ve got that band in your Spotify Wrapped too? That’s fate.”
“Legally I can’t talk about the incident. Romantically? I absolutely can.”
“I’m not saying I fell for you during ‘Fix You’… but the timing lines up.”
“I’m emotionally available now. My wife made sure of that.”
“I know HR has notes. But I also know a good wine bar.”
The music playing. The crowd was screaming. The wife was in the row behind us.
Here’s the soundtrack to emotional collapse, public exposure, and fictional fallout:
Theme: He Said “No One Will Know. Now We’re a Meme.”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Methinks I need to polish this up a bit and expand it. A wedding might be a nice way to start the year... in Feb lol