Send me a ship and I'll tell you who
collects rocks: Maria. She arranges them along the castle walls to Draco’s amusement.
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: Maria. She keeps them under her pillow whenever he’s away.
gets drunk and breaks shit: Draco, he does it by trying to show off and ends up stumbling over something and running his scabbard into a vase.
can’t swim: Maria, but that doesn’t stop her from running through the surf with Draco chasing after her.
remembers to feed the fish: Maria. She cares for everything living in the castle.
puts up Christmas decorations in November: Maria. She brings in fresh boughs and hangs them everywhere.
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: Draco. But half the time he regrets it seconds after he sends it.
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: Probably Draco. He would get bored and see how many he could wipe out in an hour.
brings the other coffee at work: Maria. And she always brings a snack to go with it.
takes gym locker room selfies: Draco. And he does it in varying levels of armor to see which has the best effect.
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: Maria. She’s always trying to get Draco to try something new.
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table: Draco. He creates battle plans, disappears into the armory to try them out and spends hours doing that leaving the iPad on pause the whole time.
