#ffsmclanie

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“Listen you ugly little shit. I don’t know why you’re ignoring my calls. This is probably the third voicemail I left but I did some analyzing and realized I never actually said the two magic words that’ll make you call me back. I’m.... eh, listen it’s not my fault you think it’s offensive when I tell you your dog looks like my dog’s pile of shit. I mean honestly, they’re almost the same size I didn’t think you’d get all. I’m-not-talking-to-you-anymore on me that’s some stupid shit. Can you just pick up the-” Cut off, due to the "inbox” being full.

Colette is absolutely embarrassed over her laugh at times. When she laughs really hard over something she tends to snort. Then in others, she finds second hand embarrassment when someone has something stuck in their teeth. In her opinion it is just absolutely cringey.