#ffshoult

don’t know what you’re talking about, bud. those mug cakes are pretty hard to make. you gotta get the timing perfect or else they’re going to come out as hard as a rock and non-edible. have i ever mentioned that you’re my favorite co-star and fellow parent? no? well, i’m doing it now. if i ever need anything, then you’ll know it because you’re the first one i’m calling when i’m sleep-deprived and sobbing at three in the morning because my child won’t sleep. prepare yourself.