#ffos

Welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks! It's a weekly game where we all discuss if a gun fucks, or if it sucks. This week it's the Landstad Automatic Revolver, a revolver with a magazine. The magazine was also the left grip and fed the bottom chamber of a flat cylinder that rotated 180 degrees.

The revolver was chambered in 7.65 Nagant, a now defunct round and these images come from the first model built by Halvard Landstadin 1900. It went into military trials at 1901 with terrible outcomes it failed basically every test it was presented with outside of the ones testing the ballistics of the cartridge they already knew to be good.

The cylinder was flat, and is shown here open and rotating. The bottom chamber would be fed a new round by the cycling action.

The rear of the revolver had a slide that would pull back and cycle the weapon, ejecting the current round and pushing the next round from the magazine into the cylinder. It was wildly complicated and tended to lock up when shot with any speed..

The original patent drawing from 1899. With a six shot magazine the entire system could possibly be "max loaded" with eight rounds but, assuming the prototype functions as the original drawings describe, doing so would have been wildly dangerous with a floating firing pin and no safety. Using it as intended, however, the safest max loading would be seven rounds - six rounds and an additional seventh round in the double action/bottom chamber.

𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬

𝐚/𝐧: thank you sweets for requesting and I hope you'll have an amazing summer 🧡

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: except for numerous falls, nothing ;3

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

༄ 𝐢𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐣𝐢𝐦𝐞

He is not considered one of the more flexible people out there and yoga was never his cup of tea - it was too boring for him - so when one hot summer day you barge into the room with two yoga mats and full-on sports gear, he was not ready

You, being bored and stuck in the house with the air-con on, decided to spend the afternoon doing a highly 'enjoyable' couple's activity!

"What do you have there?" "Hajime, look~ couple's yoga!" "Fuck no."

However, he was always weak to your pout and wanted to agree to this just because you wanted to do it. Now, couple's yoga usually needs both partners to be rather capable of doing and holding said poses, but...

"Hajime your feet need to be on my lower stomach and not stuck in my vagina-" "What even is this pose!? Do you want me to catapult you into the ceiling?"

Long story short, he gave up soon. Hajime is not your go-to guy for this, but at least he tried. Also, he'll never forgive you for actually asking him to do this-

༄ 𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐤𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐢

Akaashi himself would never ask you to do this nor think about it. He definitely strikes me as someone who'd be good at yoga, but never really tells that to people because it's irrelevant, so you probably wouldn't know about his 'secret'

"Keiji, I want to try something!" He merely hummed in reply, eyes still focusing on his book. "Couple's yoga!" That is when he abruptly stopped to look at you. Turning his head slowly around, he said: "No."

After pushing and pulling the whole day, it was around midnight when he finally agreed to try out some simple poses. Your jaw would drop as he stretched effortlessly on the yoga mat, limbs so flexible that Akaashi could easily pass as a contortionist

"Keiji, since when can you-" "That's not important right now." "-_-"

All in all, the activity was highly successful because Akaashi managed to pull off his parts perfectly, whilst helping you balance and maneuver through the poses

༄ 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐮

I feel like this prompt would go the other way around because Kuroo definitely has something like this - quirky and fun - up his sleeve. You'd probably be tired and sweating from the summer heat when he barges in all hyped

"Babe~ let's do couple's yoga!" "Oh hell nah Tetsu, I'm dead tired." "Don't be such a party pooper, live a little! It's summer!" "...fine"

He already has a bunch of poses saved in his phone, some easier and some incredibly hard. Now, Kuroo's flexibility is nothing outstanding, but he has a good amount of stretch in him. Even though he's the one who suggested this idea, it'd become more of a mess than couple's yoga

"Tetsurou!? Hold me tight or I'm going to fall-" "Hmmm~ only if you give me a kiss ;3"

Everything with Kuroo ends up being a laughing fest more than the actual activity, but that's just part of his charm! He'd complain afterwards about how tired he is even though he hadn't done anything special

"Couple's yoga is not our thing babe" "You think?"

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 '𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚' // 𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐢 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐚

𝐚/𝐧: this could’ve gone down multiple routes, but I know my baby wouldn’t mind me going down this one ;3

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: none!

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭: 61. “We’re so getting busted”

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“Steal all of the member’s jerseys, you said. It’ll be fun, you said,” you hear Semi muttering in the corner, a deeply embedded scowl on his face as he looks at the huge amount of clothing on his dorm’s bed. You giggle at his frown, arms leisurely placed behind your head and locked, watching Semi panic. 

“There, there Eita. You’ll get wrinkles by the age of 30 if you keep scowling like that. Live a little~” you tease and watch as his face flushes (even you’re not sure whether it’s due to embarrassment or anger at this point). How did all of this happen?

Well, you were feeling rather adventurous and energized for a Sunday morning, and, might Semi add himself, very rebellious. You proposed the idea of this prank to Semi the moment he cracked his eyes open and saw you with the evilest smirk he has seen you ever. Semi tried, he truly did, to get himself out of this, but you knew which buttons to push to make him putty in your arms and accept whatever you were planning on doing. 

Stealing the Shiratorizawa members’ jerseys was a rather creative idea, knowing how the members and coach would react if the practice would start later than usual. But, you weren’t really thinking of the possible consequences when you first left Semi’s dorm room and went on the hunt to pick up all the jerseys. Surprisingly, it was a rather easy task because none of the members would’ve suspected you of doing something like this, so you returned to Semi’s dorm with full arms. 

“We’re so getting busted.” He groaned and banged his head against the wall, but his cold exterior didn’t last long with the first signs of your giggles. He looked at you trying to conceal your laughter, the continuous notifications of the Shiratorizawa VBC group chat dinging every second.

Both of you start laughing at the confused messages spamming the chat, no member knowing the whereabouts of their jerseys. It didn’t take long for the coach himself to make himself known - in a separate group chat, of course - and threaten to make the team run extra laps if they were not dressed and standing in line in front of him in less than 10 minutes.

“Hey, Eita.” 

“Hm?”

“Are you in the mood for some more running?”

The smile on his face immediately falls with the previous scowl back on his face as he groans. “We’re so fucking screwed.” His groans become even louder once the banging on his dorm room starts.

“SEMI-SEMI! IF YOU DON’T COME OUT IN 5 SECONDS AND GIVE US ALL OUR JERSEYS, I WILL PERSONALLY END YOU!”

Well, this Sunday morning was certainly eventful for everyone in more ways than one. And, trust me, the coach doesn’t let you off the hook either and you are, somehow, pulled into running the miles with the team. Don’t worry, Semi starts carrying you soon enough if you can’t keep up~ Lesson learned 🔔

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𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬

𝐚/𝐧: thank you for requesting lovely and hopefully you'll like it <3

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: nothin ;3 except being sleepless

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

༄ 𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐤𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐢

Akaashi is a pure night owl, so he doesn't have problems with staying up all night and doing nothing. Usually, he'd finish some work and spend the rest of the night with a book or watching TV

You, on the other hand, wanted to try and see if you could get through a sleepless night with your boyfriend. Unfortunately, you decided to do it on a weekday - specifically, on a Sunday

"That's not a good ide-" "Oh come on, what can go wrong!"

A few hours after the clock ticked midnight, you started to feel sleepy, very sleepy. Akaashi offered you to go to bed, but you denied stubbornly, wanting to finish what you started. Akaashi could only chuckle at your attempt to not fall asleep, but didn't say anything

You tried everything to entertain yourself. From watching movies that have a few parts to cooking. You almost burned down the kitchen if it weren't for Akaashi. Spoon in the microwave

As the clock signalled 6am, you were out like a light. Unlike you, Akaashi was slowly getting ready for school. You did have to wake up in less than an hour. And, truly, only 40 minutes into your slumber, the alarm clock went off

"It's too early for this shit omg." Groaning, you felt a massive headache pound withing your head as Akaashi stood at the door, brushing his teeth. "That all-nighter did you wrong."

As you walked towards school, completely disheveled and tired, you told Akaashi to never agree with you on another all-nighter idea. He willingly agreed

༄ 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐮

It's not unusual for Kuroo to pull an all-nighter, especially when he's on holiday and doesn't have anything to think about. Not one who tends to have them all the time, but when he offered you to have one with him, you agreed

Coming to his house, well equipped with movies, snacks and board games, Kuroo looked fresh and ready to conquer the night. However, you remembered that he usually has practice the following day

"Hey, Tetsu, don't you have early morning practice tomorrow?" "Nah, it probably got cancelled or something."

Mistake number one. The night started off great. It was never boring at his house because Kuroo was a pretty good host. You two ordered in, munched on some snacks while fighting over Uno. He had a few movies lined up to watch and a huge desire to make some cookie dough. He's hungry, he said.

Throughout the night, tiredness could hardly been seen in Kuroo's eyes and body. He looked perfectly new, as if the night had just fallen. You were starting to feel sleepy, but Kuroo seemed to prevent you from falling sleep, stealing your blanket and pillow, randomly poking you and not letting you fall asleep

Jokes on you, he fell asleep out of the blue. It was close to 7am when he went out like a light. You did as well. Suddenly, his phone started ringing. 7:15am

"What eve- it's too early for this shit to ring-" It was Yaku, reminding Kuroo that he really had practice in 45 minutes. Laughing at the way he hurriedly tried to get ready, you positioned yourself better on the bed. Before sleep took over, you muttered out: "That all-nighter did us wrong Tetsu..."" No shit Sherloc-"

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✎… official prompt list for the ‘Forever Feeling of Summer’ event  

- 𝒃𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒔 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒔𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆/𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕

- 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕

𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧 // 𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐮

𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬

𝐚/𝐧: this is such an Atsumu prompt, I can't

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: suggestive content

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

⏤ ⏤ ✎

Some people enjoy the beach in any way or shape it might present itself. And then, you have Atsumu, who dislikes it in any way, but, right now, even more than before.

The waves and wind was making your afternoon beach outing less enjoyable and you could see a very evident scowl plastered on the face of your boyfriend. "Come on Atsumu, live a little!"

You poke him in the ribs, standing up from your towel and twirling around in front of Atsumu, his scowl slowly being replaced with his usual, trademark smirk. He leaned on his elbows, watching you as you dance around - not professionally in the slightest, but funnily enough to lighten up the mood.

"It would be better if you danced around naked, but," he smirked at the way your cheeks flushed at his comment and sent you a sly wink, "I think I can suffice with this."

However, he still made no plans on moving from his position and you gave up on cheering him up soon enough. You crossed your arms over your chest, pouting as you looked at him. His gaze was on you and, soon enough, he looked as if something clicked.

"You know what," he started, an almost predatory gaze in his eyes as he continued, "beach sex sounds fun."

"Atsumu!"

You couldn't help the blush rising on your cheeks, giving your face a bright red look and, finally, making Atsumu stand up and stopping right in front of you. His hands tightly gripping your hips and pulling you roughly against his chest, his lips moving dangerously close to your ear.

"What do you say, Y/N? Wish to have some real fun on the beach?"

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𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧' // 𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞

𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬

𝐚/𝐧: babyyy, I hope this will make you feel a bit better 👉🏻👈🏻

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: my love for Harry Styles can be seen here cough cough

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

🍓🍓🍓

"I feel like that dude who eats watermelon on the beach and rolls around in the sand with all those chicks."

You groan, your boyfriend's voice and constant comments keeping you awake, even though you've been trying the past few minutes to get some well deserved sleep. It was a nice, summer day and you ultimately decided to spend it outside, in the yard, and prepare something similar to a small picnic! Kita...well Kita was never a fan of the sun and spending time under it much, but he couldn't say no to you, so here you two are:

You were lying down on your beach towel, the grass soft enough to make you lying down comfortable, while Kita kept murmuring and putting on sunscreen - he burns easily, he says.

"You mean, Harry Styles?"

Looking up at him through your sunglasses, you watch as he pours excessive amount of sunscreen on his skin, making him paler than a vampire. His sunglasses were on his face, a slice of watermelon beside him, but he couldn't eat it because he'd eat more of the leftover sunscreen on his hands than the watermelon itself.

"Ye, him. You know, that song that keeps playing on the radio," he says before singing the line in the worst possible way, "strawberries~ on a summer evenin~"

You couldn't help but laugh at his obvious annoyed tone, watching him as he munches on his watermelon like an angered kid. "What did he ever do to you?"

"Nothing," his words come out muffled due to the watermelon still in his mouth, "it's just that I keep hearing the song all the time, it's becoming annoying."

Looking at him one last time, you chuckle and get back to lying down on the grass, the sun shining on your back and Kita munching on his watermelon. "You're just jealous he has all those chicks around him, and not you."

Kita stops his bite in mid air, jaw unhinged as he considers your comment. He thinks it over, before nodding his head and continuing to eat, "I'd kill to be in that music video, not gonna lie."

And, it was that one summer afternoon that you found out that Kita was jealous of someone, even though he kept denying it, but his jealousy didn't include any of his friends - it was actually Harry Styles. "You're so cute, Shinsuke," you say out of the blue, smirking when you hear him cough at the unexpected comment. He never really liked staying under the sun, but, for you, Kita would gladly burn 🧡

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"You'd burn in the first 10 minutes of the music video shooting tho." "Oh, fuck you."

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𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬

𝐚/𝐧: I love Tendou, ok 👉🏻👈🏻

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: is suggestive a valid warning? idk

𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

☁️ . . .

You look at your boyfriend as he rolls over in the sand, his loud laughter booming throughout the whole beach, but Tendou doesn't care about all the people looking at him.

"Y-you're," he tries to start a sentence, but keeps laughing everytime he looks at the pout on your face. A good minute passes by before he's finally calm and catching his breath. Wiping a lone tear that fell, he looked up at you with a wide grin. "You're trying to tell me that you can't swim?"

You groan and nod your head, your hands covering your flushed face as you hear your boyfriend chuckling again. "Then, what do you usually do at the beach?" He leans back on the towel and looks at your standing figure in front of him, your figure stripped of it's usual clothing and only covered in a bathing suit.

Even though he hears a faint sound and words in the background, he's too focused on looking at you, a smirk slowly making its way onto his face. "Satori? Satori, are you even listening to me?" He shakes his head and looks at you, your hands placed on your hips with a scowl on your face, but he only smirks in return.

"You know," his arms go behind his head as he looks at you up and down, "beach sex sounds fun, too."

"Satori!" You yell out and look around, some people turning their heads to look at the commotion. Your face is burning red, overpowering Satori's natural red hair as he keeps looking at you, a smug look on his face. "So? Doesn't it sound more fun than learning how to swim?"

He glances around the beach - it was nearly empty, except for a few young couples and a family with two little kids a few meters away. His gaze locks back on you, still trying to decide what to do, as he grabs your arm and pulls you on top of him. You gasp in surprise at the sudden contact and look at your boyfriend, his hands tightly placed on your hips.

"What's the point of summer without a little risk?" It was then that you remembered what you saw in him. He was able to make you try something new and not make you feel alone while doing it. So, it was no surprise that you looked back at him, a wide grin on your face as well, and gave him your answer.

"Beach sex it is, then."

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