#ff jack

To actually get married, you need to pay TEN THOUSANDS COINS to the greedy mayor woman. I mean. Huh? It's no wonder nobody else is getting married in this town.

She does throw in an attire for you though. Those are the three options you get. By the way, in the usual character creation you can choose (and later change) your body type, hair, voice, and pronouns all separately from one another in any combination. So this part is lovely.

My man, naturally, is not normal and a) HE DID NOT DRESS UP and b) HE HAS BROUGHT AN AXE TO THE WEDDING.

So that's cool, that's my life now. You also can not abandon your beloved at the altar, just in case you're wondering. Or maybe it's just my man, just because he has brought and repeatedly readied and cleaned the sharp axe he managed to bring in past security.

The speech that lady gave was awful, obviously, which should not have been surprising. The people in the audience seem generic and unfamiliar, so idk why I have been befriending the town people, really, or who decided the seat chart (probably the evil mayor).

I don't know what kind of conspiracy I've found myself stumbling into but istg if anything actually comes of this

EDIT: INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT!

Immediately after the wedding I was looking forward to see my new husband settle in. But he was NOWHERE on the whole map to be found for some reason.

Instead the creepy mayor lady decided to hide inside the cliff on my farm. Did he bury her there? If so, he must've done a poor job, as she clearly survived (and eventually got out off screen by herself).

I only found the hubby after dark, and he had the gall to ask me, what I've been up to, AS IF HE DID NOT ABANDON ME AFTER THE WEDDING??

Anyway, we went back to sitting on a log. My Our own log now.