But the more I talk about Fey and Tori and their friendship and them being huge dorks together the more I’m thinkin’ I might ship my own OCs, and that was not the point of the story but it very much is the point, ya feel me?

I mean, why not both???

She’s totally a terrifying force of nature that has had loyalty (at times literally) beaten into her and has huge envy issues and a monster crush on her childhood best friend, who is sometimes sympathetic but mostly just enjoys fucking with her because that’s what best friends do, even if they’re a little estranged.

But also TOTALLY a huge angry nerd who doesn’t see the point in frivolous things and gets Very Upset when things don’t go exactly to her plan and sometime murderous because superpowers. So usually, with most people, things go according to her plan.

Fey - delete, never think about again, remind yourself that all parts of the human race are worth protecting, not just the bits you like.

Victoria - she’s found a way to send back an audio file of a song that forces the guy to not wear pants for a full month - any way he tries to cover his junk just sets itself on fire. The spell was deemed “legal” largely because anyone who would try to arrest her would A) have more sense than that and B) realistically worry that she’ll just cast it on them as well.

Nox - Shows it to Victor and laughs as he laments the fall of the greater purpose of technology and man in general.

Julie Dichen - sends back a selfie of a disgust face. If they press the issue, the next selfie she sends back is her blood-covered mace after a battle, getting her victim in the shot as well.

Samuel - prays for the man, that he may find healing, and then reports it to the proper authorities.

“You can’t kill a cleric, Victoria,” Fey said, totally unimpressed with the situation and leafing through a gardening magazine. “They’re literally protected by a god.”

“Fuck the gods,” Victoria spat, clicking on icons wildly and launching apps she didn’t even remember installing. “Look at this? Is this even a language you know?”

Fey leaned over her crossed legs to stare at the long string of characters and symbols that has replaced every bit of relevant information in her device. “Maybe it’s a language the cleric knows?”

“This one looks like a face.”

Fey lingered, frowning. “Maybe it’s a picture language? Like hieroglyphics?”

“Maybe there should be a picture of me punching her smug asshole smile.” The faerie stood up, determined, and held her phone up to the sky. “I’m gonna call her.”

“How?” Fey said, her smirk betraying her usually deadpan straight face, “she changed all of your contact book names.”

“You are enjoying this,” Victoria glared, and Fey raised her magazine to hide her face and shrugged.

“She’s very clever.”

3. What’s their wallpaper/phone background?

A picture of her mother’s garden full of blooming tulips and hyacinths, from when she was a little girl. It was a sunny day and behind the rows of flowers you could just make out her father reading a book intently. It was a cookbook. The recipe still didn’t turn out edible.

9. Would they ever pirate stuff?

No. Mostly because she considers it immoral to not show your appreciation for a craft by paying for it. Partly because she doesn’t have any idea how to.

14. Would they ever send anon hate?

Never. If Fey wants to insult you, she’l do it to your face with her name attached to every word. None of this “anonymous” bullshit.

21. Would they ever make a dating website account, for fun or seriously? If yes, how would it go?

Totally has an OkCupid account. Completely serious but tries to play it off as a joke if anyone catches her. She’s not really happy with it - most people are either too intimidated to say anything, or too unaware to know they should be intimidated. Neither really appeals to her, but she keeps trying.

Humans go off and colonize another galaxy in the distant future, far enough that Earth history is preserved but is usually regarded as possible myths rather than fact. Humans have developed magical powers and super awesome technology, so there’s been a few new races made. Most notably:

Faeries

Magicians

Androids

Faeries like Victoria and Fey are born with an innate possession of magic. They are sought out by other of their kind and taught to channel it through music and control it in ways specifically useful to the leader, Madame Organ. It is a chance thing about being born with the ability, and you can tell right away because their eyes are a nearly-glowing pink. If a faerie has a baby that is also by chance a faerie, that’s winning the jackpot twice and they are basically akin to a demigod. For that reason, among many others, faeries are exclusively female - though no one can prove that male faeries don’t get born, they certainly don’t make it long enough for anyone to know they exist. The last year of their mandatory education involves an operation to make sure they can never have children, so an all-powerful faerie cannot be born. (Coincidentally, Madame Organ has been leader of the faeries for many centuries. While their natural lifespan is that of a regular human, 140 years, if there is no suitably powerful heir to the position the magic will keep the current Madame alive until one is born and comes forward.)

Magicians like Nox are born with the capacity for magic. Their eyes are a muted purple. They also go to school, but it’s not nearly as barbaric. They learn a very technical side of magic and brew potions, create sigils, and require very precise hand movements to cast any forms of magic. There is a hierarchy within the magicians and all of them are forced to wear their rank in plain sight on their clothes and uniform. Most cutting-edge technology runs with the help of a Source, which is a certain level of magician, in addition to the technician for the mechanical components. 

Victoria sneezes like a baby goat, in sets of four.

People have learned not to mention it. Ever. Fey always mentions it. At least twice a year. She has a spell she hums to make sure Victoria sneezes around her.

So as much as I love the "best friends who are enemies and do a bunch of best friend petty things to annoy each other" it doesn't really suit their characters too well.

BUT I REALLY WANT TO ADD IT TO THE STORY BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT SO MUCH.

Like when Victoria comes to visit Fey to be all "you're a terrible brainwashed soldier of our great dictator fairy, you should be ashamed" Fey's garden is filled with the flower that Victoria is allergic to, so Tori needs to go in and deliver this Speech of Disappointment while sneezing in a tiny and high pitched noise the entire time. Man, she looks so angry, and Fey is just trying (and failing) not to laugh.

And then every time Victoria sees Fey at a market she starts whistling because Fey can't whistle and Fey is just pouting so intensely because someone is CLEARLY mocking her but Tori is staying hidden until finally Fey just goes home without the fresh food because fuck that nonsense.