#feugoleon

Fuegoleon

Reader: "Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Fuegoleon: Pauses, deep in thought "…As a captain and noble, I must value all life equally."

Reader: "But would you love me?"

Fuegoleon: Serious face "Yes. I would protect you from birds and ensure you have the finest soil."

Reader: "Wait, seriously?"

Fuegoleon: Proud nod "It is only natural to care for one's beloved, regardless of their form."

Reader: I'm gonna bring a random worm, tell you to pretend it's me and see if you kiss it.

Nozel

Reader: "Nozel, would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Nozel: Looks at them blankly "Absolutely not."

Reader: "Wow. That’s cold."

Nozel: "Love does not apply to insects."

Reader: Mock gasps "So if I turned into a worm you’d just throw me away?!"

Nozel: No.

Reader: See! I knew you–

Nozel: I would step on you instead.

William

Reader: "Darling, would you still love me if I was a worm?"

William: Dead serious "I would use my magic to protect you from birds and make you the most comfortable soil bed possible."

Reader: "...Damn. Okay."

Yami

Reader: "Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Yami: Squinting "Why the hell would you be a worm?"

Reader: "It’s hypothetical!"

Yami: "I don’t date worms."

Reader: "But it’s me!"

Yami: Sips coffee "Then I’d probably use ya as fish bait."

Reader: "WHAT?!"

Yami: Shrugs "Ain’t lettin’ ya go to waste."

Jack the Ripper

Reader: "Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Jack: Grinning "I’d cut you up real good!"

Reader: "JACK—"

Jack: "Not like that! I’d cut up the dirt so you could move around better! You’d be the sharpest worm alive!"

Reader: "…That’s weirdly sweet?"

Jack: "Damn right it is!"

Julius Novachrono

Reader: "Would you love me if I was a worm?"

Julius: Excited "Oh! Would you be a regular worm or a magic worm?"

Reader: "Uh… regular?"

Julius: Sighs "That’s unfortunate. But yes, I’d love you. I could study how your tiny worm brain works!"

Reader: "…Are you calling me dumb?"

Julius: "No, I’m saying I’d protect you from all dangers. I’d even rewind time if you got stepped on!"

Reader: Soft gasp "Julius…"

Julius: Proud smile "Yes?"

Reader: "You’re a nerd."