A Dinosaurâs Harvest Festival
Everyone loves a feast, no matter when youâre from.
Of the five sapient civilizations to call this planet home, only one (the one we donât talk about) had no known form of harvest festival. The festival for our most recent cousins, the dinosovians, translates as âFestofall,â a corruption of the archaic âFeast of All.â
The âmodernâ (from the standpoint of dinosovian time-refugees) holiday is a synthesis of a number of similar festivals, mainly âTubersprangâ and âThe Hunt of the Gorgedâ that merged with the rise of multi-species nation-states during the first industrial age.Â
From a human perspective, Festofall comes across as a mix of Halloween and Thanksgiving held at a state fair. Cooking begins a full thirdmoon before the festival starts. Each family prepares a vast quantity of a specific dish, all of which is brought together for a community-wide potluck and cook-off. Competition is intense, though caring about winning is seen as gauche.Â
The festival lasts for âtwo clawsâ (eight days) of feasting, carnival games, live music, dancing, and traditional theater. The potluck aspect is used by every aspect of food production, from farming to dining, to showcase wares and joust with rivals. On the fourth day of the festival, just as the sun begins to set the participantsâ offerings are judged, and prizes are passed out.
The prize in question is an âhonorloopâ, conceptually similar to a blue ribbon or a medal, but taking the form of a ring of metal, braided leather, carved wood, or horn (tough plastic is always an option in the modern day) that is inscribed with the accomplishment. These are worn over the winnerâs own horn-tips, spikes, or talons as jewelry during every major festival for the year, before they are returned for the next yearâs competition.
But when the judges go to give the honorloops, they are always wrong! Each replaced by a crude fake bearing a humorous, insults. The nature of the insults varies regionally, but âleast improvedâ, âtastes like it smellsâ and âbland in, loud outâ (very rude in the native podite) are traditional favorites. The honorloops have been stolen by impish bogies called âwildmoltsâ, âhollowkindâ, or âSnappy Jarry.â
Dinosovian folklore associates the childâs first full molt with the shedding of their âhatching wildnessâ (Dinosovian children can walk within hours of hatching. A hatchling for the first three years or so is essentially a pet raccoon that gets bigger and more sapient every day, with substantially more bite-strength). The wildmolts are this lost wildness made manifest, in the form of macabre goblin-like pranksters.
The wildmolts, are of course, dinosovian children, who have been making their costumes and planning the theft of the honorloops since cooking began. The children hide the stolen loops in public places, and the winners must find their proper prizes before the festival ends or they must wear the mock-prizes at each of the yearâs remaining cultural festivals and bank holidays (of which there are many). Wildmolts trade hints at their hiding places (in the form of riddles and puzzles) for treats and small toys. Adults are expected to play along with the ruse.
The second half of the festival belongs to the wildmolts, with adults and children alike participating in ritualized practical joke games that vary community-by-community (the uniqueness of which is a point of local civic pride.) These range from insult-competitions to hold-my-klem* reckless self endangerment. At night, live theater performances take on a more macabre tone and scary tales are told around bonfires.
Many of the more modern additions to the holiday, such as Aegis Shows, Pulse-Tag, and the Gorge-o-Rama (sponsored by Mr. Big Byte, Gorge Responsibly) take place in this latter half of the festival.Â
The dual nature of the holiday symbolically conveys that even in times of plenty, the unexpected can strike at any moment. Post Time-Slip Festofall celebrations are held from November 16th through the 23rd. Mid October is generally considered more âseasonally accurateâ to the original Pre-KT celebration, with the later date being intentionally chosen to overlap with American Thanksgiving.Â
Festofall is, in human terms, a largely secular holiday and is open to human participation in most communities.
The above images were taken at the Ceratopolis Festofall celebration on the 7th-12th of Harvest Moon 2, 5 BKT, and were generously provided by the Dinosovian Cultural Council of Colorado.Â
* a foamy beverage distilled from cycadsÂ








