#festive ham

I'd post a gif, but I'm at school at the moment and I am rendered giffless.

I love you all, okay?

You all deserve festive ham and observed holidays in the calendar. ALL OF YOU.

You all put a smile on my face and I love that I have 170 of you now. 

I LOVE YOU.

"Oh. I might as well check and see. Probably didn't get a follower"

"wait. What is this?"

150 followers

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY. YOU MUST BE BEWITCHING MY STATS. I HAD A HUNDRED THIRTY-TWO THE LAST TIME I CHECKED. 

I should check it once in a while, because now I feel like an ass for forgetting to acknowledge all of my new, beautiful, wonderful followers. And ask them what is wrong with them for wanting to follow a crap blog like mine

So hi! I'm Milly. If I were to describe myself in two gifs it would be

and

I give festive ham to my new followers for no reason other than to give something to my new followers. I do not care if you are a vegetarian or do not eat ham, it's virtual you don't have to virtually eat the virtual ham I virtually gave to you.

I may be a bit odd, but your the ones who followed me. Stick around a bit. 

I'm so happy! I never ever expected to have this many followers. This is more than twice as many friends as I have on facebook. I feel so loved.

Hi new follower! I'm Milly

Alright. Basic facts about me(Just for you and others to know what the hell they signed up for)

I slash way too much. I am random. I make little sense. I read fic. I reblog a lot. I take pride in what in my tags. I don't know what I'm doing most of the time. I sometimes post a gif for the sake of using the gif (To make the gif feel included) I like ham so much that I give virtual festive ham to all the new followers I notice.(I notice most of them, but sometimes I forget if there are a lot of notes that day) I am not quality. I am not spoiler free. And before I forget

Take this. I don't care if you don't like/eat ham. Give it to a starving, virtual hobo for christmas if you don't want it.