Street Performers:*Throws ball for a small boy to catch*
Boy:*Misses the ball*
Street Performer:Did that ball hit the floor?
Audience:NO!
Street Performer:*Walks towards me and my mother, holds a microphone to my mother* Miss did that ball hit the floor?
My Mom:Nope.
Street Preformer:Look at you! Lying in front of all these children. Look at the example your setting.
My Mom: They're not my kids.
Street Preformer:Fair enough the future generations won't lie then.














