#ferver rambles

etho saying "so you were gonna make a boat with a NEW FRIEND huh joel?" to joel who wanted to settled down at the ocean with jimmy. collapses to the floor

also can we reopen up the fact that. the SYMBOLISM that. the first time c!quackity gets the "Not Today, Thank You" achievement (which you get when you use your shield to block an arrow for the first time) on the dsmp is in the van where c!schlatt dies during the first manberg war (WEEKS into his arrival on the server). and he gets the achievement because it's the first time he's raised a shield against c!schlatt trying to hurt him

when joel and etho realize they're each other's soulmates joel gifts etho an iron ingot after etho gives him a crossbow, indicating that even without being on hermitcraft joel knows about etho's gold digger tendencies, and that etho will be indulging joel's ineffable blood lust for the foreseeable future . God bless

keralis on empires is such a funny concept because his whole thing is literally modern builds. it's like if you took a guy from downtown manhattan and dropped him into a medieval feudal society

sapnap tossing off his armor knowing for certain he was going to die and speedbridging the fastest he's ever done in his life with dream about to get away with the same redstone trick... sapnap said not today and gave us the sexiest fucking death into the void after breaking that slime block I'M STILL QUIVERING

need 3l s3 right now so i can get joel and etho on the same mfing server again