#ferb x reader

💂🏼‍♂️ You had never noticed it before, because it didn't mean anything, but Ferb had a keen sense of appearing out of nowhere. You had never question it, because it never seemed important as kids, but as teens it always startled you. You didn't know how he did it, but anytime your mind went to him, he'd appear. It was like he could read your mind or something.

💂🏼‍♂️ He didn't talk much or make too much noise, so it made it easier for him to sneak up on you. He didn't mean to scare you, it just tended to happen. You'd always joke that he needed a bell, so you could hear him coming

💂🏼‍♂️ He tried to warn you, if your back was turned, that he was coming/behind you, but he still manages to scare you.

💂🏼‍♂️ It strange because no one else does it to you. At first, he thinks it's weird that it only happens with you, but he starts to pick up on that it happens with other people too

💂🏼‍♂️ You think it's weird when he starts to talking more and ask him to stop.

💂🏼‍♂️ "You're being weird. I think I liked it better when you were you."

💂🏼‍♂️ You were pretty energetic as a child and could definitely come off overstimulating for people, but with Ferb it was never like that. He was always kind to you and was never rude to you, even if you got on his nerves- which you never did.

The sweetest boyfriend in the world

He's always willing to listen to your problems and find ways to fix them/ help you

He talks more than he did when he was younger, but most of the time, it's just some smartass quip

He'll never call your problems stupid, even if he is secretly thinking it

You can share all the drama with him. He's kind of invested in it

^ He'll even ask for updates about certain topics

"She then told her to get out before she makes her get out."

"Oh yeah? What happened next?"

He'll watch soap operas, drama, reality tv, white-trash tv [Ex. Jerry Springer], etc if that's what you're into. He's not super into it, but you like it cause it's like watching a car crash and you can't look away. Though after a while he does get a little invested, even though he knows it's scripted

"You Americans have such strange tv"

"Ferb."

"Yeah?"

"You're American"

"No, I'm British."

"Mmmm... You've lived in America for so long, you can no longer make fun of Americans without making fun of yourself"

"Maybe you're right..."

"I know"

He'll roll his eyes, but let it slide. No use in fighting you, because he would not win

Speaking of him being British, you make fun of him for it sometimes, when it's in your favor. [Unlike the previous statement, you only say he's British when you're making fun of him for being British. Though, when it doesn't work in your favor, you say he's way more American]

He kind of lets it happen, because he knows there's like a weird tension between British people and Americans

He's 2 years older than you [Because you're Phineas age] and you use that to your advantage

You call him an old man, cougar, etc etc. Just your little way of teasing him

He really lets you get away with it. There's nothing you can say or do that will make him genuinely upset

He's very laid back, like a waterbed, and he just goes with the flow

He'll go shopping with you and carry all your bags [And doesn't complain]

He remembers most things you tell him, especially the important stuff

Certain things you wanted & loved & things you wanted to do, and so on and on

He listens to you rant and gives you advice. Granted it's not advice you want, but it is good advice

It's very much giving Cleo and Deuce vibes

He knows everything about you. Your likes, dislikes, favorite food, best friend, etc,.

Maybe it was love at first sight or maybe it was an over time thing

Maybe you came over every day for Summer and you went from acquaintances to friends to lovers. You called him a friend first and he fell in love first. It kind of just happened for him, he wasn't even given a chance to fight him

Phineas ask him about it when realizing Ferb was acting weird, but Ferb denies it

Ferb starts seeing you in a whole new light. The look of love. Like everything you do is great

He also asks you out first, so don't worry about it

He's probably really nonchalant about it, too, but inside he's losing his mind

He may not talk much, but he doesn't have to

He's a great listener and had a great memory

Like one time you and the rest of your friends were at a carnival, and you really wanted to get one of the drinks stands, since they were special and they didn't have this company in town, etc., etc. the point is you were willing to do everything everyone else wanted as long as you got to try that drink, but by the time everyone had done everything they wanted, the stand was closed and you were heartbroken

But lucky you, Ferb remembered how you had mentioned the stand and left the group a little early to get the drink. So, as you were sitting, trying not to bring down the mood, Ferb tapped your shoulder, and you turned around to see him holding the drink you wanted and your whole face lit up

He's surprisingly self-less and observant

He doesn't mind you talking

In FACT, he enjoys hearing your voice

He loves when you rake your fingers through his hair

I feel like he's good with his hands and gives you a good massage