My sister: I'm not much of a fence climber.
Me: I'm too much of a goody two shoes to climb fences.
My sister: I just. Don't like climbing fences.
Me: Oh. I do.
Me: my brain says ohohoho illegal shenanigans
Me: but the rest of me is like oh nooooooooo I am the worst kind of person! A dirty rotten criminal!!!








