#felozzy

Lilget (Lily x Nugget): Lily gets mad, Nugget uses the power of puppy eyes and pet names, Lily gets unmad, crisis avoided. And Nugget? Nugget would never get mad at the Pretty Lily, not in a million years. Lily could kill someone and he would hide the body for her. Lily could eat all his nuggets and it wouldn't irritate him, not one bit. He's absolutely allergic to being mad at Lily

Tidd?? (Ted x Kid): they argue, then they don't talk to each other, then Ted sees Kid watching a show on TV and cuddles with him, they cool off together and then Kid asks whether he wants to talk about it (Ted says yes) and so they talk like normal people and solve their issues

Felidd (Felix x Kid): scream so loud the police are called, in the middle of it they kiss, one thing leads to another, they never talk about it again, problem not solved but hey they're toxic and proud

Cindix (Felix x Cindy): their whole relationship is a crisis wdym, they ain't solving shit

Alistin (Alice x Austin): This is Austin. Austin is pushing 20. Despite this, Austin throws rock. Rock goes where it shouldn't. Alice gets mad. Austin feels like throwing himself off a building. She sulks. He basks in his misery. Time passes and she forgets. Austin does not mention it again. They go back to normal. Don't be like Austin.

Ozzison???? (Madison x Ozzy): Ozzy gets too fussy and pisses Madison off, Madison threatens to leave him, Ozzy cries so hard he pukes, Madison feels bad and comforts him, crisis relatively solved

Felozzy (this one's for @alicesknife, Felix x Ozzy): Ozzy gets too fussy and pisses Felix off, Felix threatens to murder him, Ozzy cries so hard he pukes, Felix does not feel bad about it, crisis unsolved

Theonny (Ted x Penny): they don't really get to the crisis point, when it looks like one might get mad they both cry so there's no point in being mad, they just hug and cry together

Pink Knife??? (Buggs x Cindy cause I don't know how to combine the names): man they extrapolate the crisis and assassinate someone together

And saving the best for last as always

carlonty (Carla x Monty): the line between playful fighting and real fighting is thin but when they cross it it's normally Monty running his mouth and he immediately shuts the fuck up because he can't afford a crisis (Carla holds grudges and blows up people). Alternatively, the scarce times Monty is the one getting mad, he folds embarrassingly easily because it's Carla, come on

Anyways does this count as Gabi uses her free will for stupid things day, because I will never run out of ideas for this section

Soooo shitty felozzy doodle go!!!

Folozzy won in one vote!

Even though they were never explicitly enemies in the game, they give me (very reluctant) enemies to business partners (friends) to lovers vibes

wait wait

Wait hold on—Felix—TJOSE ARE GREEN FLLWERS FELIX WAAAIAITTTT

I'll raise you and give you four 🥺

I drew them twice to make up for how long this took to get done

Also Ted on his own because he's my favorite part of these still

Omg please click on the image I promise it's not that crusty. By god

Finally, I've gotten around to the Felozzy request! Here you go!

I really never considered these two romantically, but I see why people like it. Its silly. :]]