#felicityreports

@familiarauxillar @strawberryphilleddonut Now we don’t only have an anonymous tip but also a witness.

An anonymous but credible source claims to have witnessed our deputy head,potions teacher and form mistress,Hecate Hardbroom drinking a non magical drink from a red can which was earlier confiscated from Azura Moon. Various pupils from a non magical background have confirmed the drink to be an incredibly popular type of soda by the name “Coca Cola”. The carbon substance is a mixture of chemicals none of our informants is sure about but they all confirm it to be very tasty despite the unappetizing description. It is also said to cause whoever drinks to become gassy. It is undeniably a great shock for miss Hardbroom, who some fabulous witches have characterized as “the witchiest witch” and “strict disciplinarian stuck firmly in the past” to be consuming this non magical product. Rumors say she was heard telling Ada Cackle that the whole incident was purely a test to determine the nature of the liquid, its qualities and the degree of safety to be drank by witches. “It is after all, the duty of every respectable potionist and educator to further investigate such substances in further hopes of undertsanding human chemistry and non magical culture”

A lost maglet was found in the dining hall. Upon inspection, it was discovered that it was left open on a google tab, the term searched on which was “creative ways to propose”.  No one has came to claim it. Miss Drill collected it and stored it in the “lost and found” cabinet until further development. Everyone is placing bets on who the groom/bride to be is. So far: -30 pupils and 1 teacher have bet on Miss Hardbroom -28 pupils have bet on Miss Drill (suspecting she retrieved the maglet to cover up) -20 students have bet on Mr Daisy (they believe he dropped his maglet on his way to propose to miss Tapioca. Mabel threatened to transform them all into toads) -10 pupils have bet on miss Cackle

@mildredhubbletrouble Would you wish to share the answer with us?

I thought she could be referring to just about every pupil at Cackle’s. Anyone who knows Ethel as well as I do (or reads my articles anyway) knows she can be quite…competitive. And has a handful of selected witches she’s gunning for (yet any of you could suddenly find yourselves in her scope. You can never be safe)