DIAL-A-BRODSKY! (201) 299-6285
DIAL-A-BRODSKY at (201) 299-6285
...FOR ALL YOUR FEELING NEEDS AND NEEDING FEELS
As some of you may know, there are voicemails from friends and family interspersed between the songs on EMILYN BRODSKY EATS HER FEELINGS. I've always been a hoarder of voicemails (a hoarder of human beings too!). I love people and I think I do my best work in that medium so it seemed obvious to share some snippets from those people and interactions, the voicemails seemed like a perfect way of doing that...
Now I have THE PERFECT VEHICLE FOR US TO TRADE FEELINGS. It's a hotline, but not just any hotline. This hotline pushes the boundaries of the very idea of what a hotline is, giving you the one thing you can't get on the internet--EXTREME HUMAN INTIMACY. Yes!, all you have to do is dial me -- EMILYN BRODSKY -- at (201) 299-6285 - first you will receive my outgoing voicemail message (coincidentally the first track on EMILYN BRODSKY EATS HER FEELINGS), then you will leave me your brutally unadulterated feelings, which will be placed in my cushy rolodex of feelings. Then you sit and wait, unburdened and freed from the confines of your emotional prison. And then, as if by magic, you will receive a SURPRISE GIFT on your magically telephonic device - it might take a day or two, but this is only to prove that emotional exchange and intimacy building takes time!
I -- EMILYN BRODSKY -- know you will treasure and enjoy this present from now until the end of time (or at least momentarily)! All you have to do is dial those ten magic numbers -- (201) 299-6285 -- and speak into a phone box. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! IT'S A 24 HOUR FEELINGS BUFFET!
