recently i’ve been leveling an alt on another data center to rediscover some story beats that have gotten kind of muddled in my head. and of course, to revisit the early days of my healthy and nourishing obsession with a certain golfbag boyfriend.
we got a new tv a while back. it’s way larger than anything we’ve had before, a whole 77 inches.
my husband, another ffxiv player, has been observing the journey, and suggested i’d start playing on the tv connected to his computer. in his words —
”To get the proper cinematic experience with your boy. The whole 77 inches.”
figure 1. demonstration of the measure of his… our reach.
fucking sent me i tells ya. now he keeps trying to fit ”77 inches” in any vaguely fitting sentence, whether it’s appropriate or not. it’s harder than it sounds in a metric system nation, but when it works, it slaps. blond men are the orange cats of humanity
