#feeder!peter

Peter has tossed an impressive amount of cash at their waiter before Stiles and Noah have even gotten out of the parking lot. Given over his credit card and a list of off the menu that he and Derek have already picked. Because Stiles and Noah never order enough. They order a few appetizers and a main course, maybe extra sides. Not enough to properly be full, never mind stuffed. But they see the price tags on the dishes and the nicer restaurant and shy away from ordering so much. Derek knows Stiles- he can pack away a solid $100 at Burger King or KFC, and is already making the argument to Derek that it's much more cost effective! So much more food for the price! Derek tells him to stop arguing - the Hales are paying, and this is BETTER food than the junk fast food Stiles always eats. Better by higher calorie, and a bigger variety making it easier to eat more. So when the waiter comes with many, many more dishes then they order, Peter and Derek plead innocent. IT's their first time here, they just want them to try everything! If it's too much, they can take it home. Then watch in amusement as their dates lose all sense of decorum and immediately pull a plate towards them and start eating. Peter waives away their waiter taking empty plates- but does nod to keep dishes coming. He and Derek have a bet to win! It's not even that difficult- if you put food in front of them? It's quickly inhaled. Even as they start getting full, buttons undone and a hand rubbing their rapidly overstuffed guts, all it takes is "it's so good, you really need to try this" or "just finish this off for me, I hate to waste it" and Noah has had the argument so many times before - Peter hates leftovers. The wolves aren't going to be satisfied until Stiles and Noah looked wedged in the booth. Chocolate smeared on their mouths, struggling to finish up the table full of desserts. Plates piled high on either side of them- for no reason anymore except Peter and Derek love seeing their partners looking like true gluttons. The bare guts on display, the towering monuments of their gluttony....and the way Stiles and his father are both groaning. Complaining about being full, insisting they can't eat anymore, even while they still take slow mouthfuls, pushing bite after bite into their mouth like they're expecting to burst after each one. Derek declares victory when Noah has to tap out before finishing the dessert he's on, despite Peter's argument about "more rolls" for the appetizers. If Stiles didn't look ready to explode, Derek would push him to eat the last dessert, but he's already burping and panting and telling Derek he's too full to do anything tonight but needs Derek to rub his belly, because fuck, he overdid it a little. (An hour later, Derek gets a picture of Noah in the passenger seat, poor lighting except for the clear illuminate from the neon golden arches in the back, fries and an unwrapped burger clutched in his hands. Peter's message of "We win" under it)

Stiles pushing 350, his father closer to 400. It's enough to be very obviously noticeable. And both Stiles and Noah stare at each other and then are bitching back and forth. Stiles wants to know what happened to his diet? He can't eat like this! Which gets him "you're one to talk, I'll diet if you can see your feet, son." Stiles complains to Derek about "I haven't been home in two years and this is what happens?" Noah is telling Peter they should cancel dinner- Stiles doesn't need to be eating ANYTHING for Thanksgiving, look at the size of him! Both Hales are amused and soothing their respective boyfriends. Telling them to relax. It's a holiday. They're both adults- Stiles can't control his father's diet, and Noah can't control his sons. Eventually they have to agree just...not to talk about it. Stiles and Noah always had a decent relationship, so they talk about anything other than their weight. Or that their plates are being refilled rather eagerly by their boyfriends. They talk about how happy they are- that Noah has found someone after his wife. Or that Stiles has found someone who finally treats him right. That both Hales are such good cooks helps too. But they try not to discuss or talk about the obvious part of it. That Peter and Derek have a clear type...and that Stiles and Noah know the 200lbs they each gained wasn't an accident. Or the end of it. Peter and Derek, maybe for the first time in their life, actually start getting along. The eating competition? Not something they TELL their partners they are in. But the plates keep being refilled. The gentle kiss to the forehead and "finish this for me, please? I'm going to start the dishes." or "have some more? Or did you not like it?" Peter and Derek have their own tally going in the kitchen, marking off who is eating more. Hard to track...but for dessert? Peter is confident he can get Noah through a full Costco sized pumpkin pie - and then some. Derek has to keep pushing Stiles to keep up. Even when both of them look exhausted from how much food they've eaten. Half-lidded eyes, just wanting to doze off into their food comas, pants buttons undone, shirts rising up over rounded guts. But Peter and Derek aren't giving up that easily. Even if the night needs to end with them pushing forkfuls of pie into the Stilinski's mouth. The next Thanksgiving it's even more clear- that the Stilinski's are just the prized hogs of the Hale family. Fattened, displayed, and grown to whatever sizes they decide.

omg I love the idea of both of them having the "oh fuck" moment that the weight they've been attributing to being spoiled in a new relationship? That's not as accidental as they were thinking... Stiles and Noah aren't talking about it. Mostly because Stiles' dad has complained Derek is older than he is (like the 5 really makes a difference) and Stiles complains Peter can't be trusted. It settles down a little bit when they both see how good the Hales are to them. If anything, a little obsessed and overbearing, but in a caring, 'need to provide for you' way. The Stilinski's never had much money. Now? Peter has done his usual creeper wolf ways and paid off their bills. On everything. Stiles' college. The house. The medical bills still lingering from Claudia. They also have seen the state of their fridge. The Stilinski's have accepted at the end of the month? It's a "throw some ingredients on toast" sort of thing. Stiles is struggling to find a job out of college, and Sheriff's aren't making as much as everyone seems to think. The Hales take care of that too. Groceries appear. Peter shocks them all with admitting he knows how to cook- and well. Insists on them going out to nice restaurants to eat. Derek...knows Stiles just wants curly fries and a milkshake and while he can afford fine dining? He's mostly spending money at diners and fast food and pizza (and buying Stiles those stupid T-Shirts he likes when his get stretched out and too small) They both have the "don't you think I'm getting a little...heavy? Relationship weight is one thing, but this is getting out of hand." Peter and Derek both dismiss it. They look happy. Well-fed and well cared for. They're not worried about it. There's no such thing as "too much" of a good thing. There's an easy solution. They have a lot of land in the preserve- they'll just start working on a house that's more suitable then the crammed Stilinski one Which is about when Stiles and Noah have the "oh fuck" moment that Derek and Peter are planning for them to get so, so much fatter.

Derek tries his best to nod along and not point out the irony. That Stiles is complaining about his father's weight, while Stiles is shoveling rice and noodles and fried and battered shrimp and pork into his mouth,. "He's huge, Derek! Starts datin' …gulp… Peter for what? 2 years? He's *munch* blown up. I don't' know what *HRRPPphh* Peter's game is, but *chew* I don't trust it." "At least it's not fast food?" Stiles brandishes a crab rangoon at him. "Peter took him to get a 40z steak! With lobster! And fries! That's not in his diet!" The problem is when Derek points out that Peter has been dating him for awhile. Despite many, many efforts from the pack - they can't find any other motive for why Peter would do it other than he might actually care about Noah. Plus, Stiles can't argue with it, without feeling like an ass. The Hales have money. Peter never asks Noah to pay. Takes him to restaurants that the Stilinskis would never be able to afford. Even invites Derek and Stiles now and again, and always picks up the tab. He isn't saying his dad doesn't deserve nice things. But there's too much of a good thing - and Noah has hit that limit. Unless you ask Peter, who every time Stiles accuses him, tells Stiles his father likes to eat, and Peter is just trying to make him happy. (because Stiles does NOT need to know that Noah likes being stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey and Peter enjoys showing off that his mate is being fattened up on 'the finest' meals in Beacon Hills). Derek just listens to Stiles rant, pushes more food towards him, and goes to get out the chocolate cake in the fridge. Sounds like Stiles will need it.