Aug 3, 2021
BIRDS
Me an INTP: Ah, look at all the pretty birds. Maybe I should feed them. That way I can look at them whenever I want.
Birds: [3 weeks of feeding them at 8am five days a week due to getting up for work.] Tweet tweet
Me an INTP: [Sleeping in as it is a day off and have no need to function before noon.] Shhhh...
Birds: tweet tweet. Peck peck.
Me an INTP: Ugh... Be quiet.
Birds: Tweet TWEET TWEET
Me an INTP: What! [ angrily glares at birds only to see an army pecking and scratching at my window.]
Me an INTP: ... [Slowly reaches for the bird seed under the hungry bird eyes. ]
