#feeble james

...I had a creepy stalker. He was super skinny and had massive buck teeth. His name was Feeble James and he was on the FBI's most wanted list because he was a serial stalker/killer. He slit the throat of the last girl he stalked. For Halloween, he wanted a treat, so he cut off some random dude's hands and put them in a candy bag.

The entire time this was going on, my friend, who is also called James, was there to protect me, like a bodyguard. He failed, however, when he got lured away by the smell of fish and chips(which he doesn't like), leaving me alone, at the mercy of Feeble James.

Thanks, bro.