#fedexposting

first date idea : you get mauled by a giant bug and i'm the first one to reach and see you unconscious

he's a ten but he called you "deck" when you first met

fed up in life so i think of fedex instead

someone telling fitz about the sodex kiss thinking it'll make him jealous. it does. but not in the way you'd except. he's jealous of sophie because she got to kiss dex. plot twist.

jolie is alive au where brant is a vacker and dex gets a crush on fitz and asks his favorite older cousin how to make a vacker fall in love with you

fedex today.fedex tommorow.fedex forever.