#federationfoolish

its the way the federation gave q!vegetta a book that said not to stress along with a new pair of spider pants. its the way he said he would sell out everyone (but foolish). its the way q!foolish keeps saying he's besties with cucurucho and the things he says ("they're always watching ", finding a sign that says it, putting ":)" as a prank in cellbits base, telling Sofia to tell the others he's part of the federation, the other book prank in grandma's room)

q!foolish has to be planning. he keeps telling the others he doesn't want to win, that he's doing it for the laughs and that he expects to lose. yet he's the one doing every task (keepkng the other's from doing it) and seems to be taking the election seriously when not around other people. if he doesn't want to win, then why put all this energy into it? especially the hours that some of these are taking. he must be planning something cuz why do this??

q!foolish would still make a banger traitor dude would literally be perfect. everyone: trusts him they'll take his word on anything, is related to a lot of fucking people (somehow), and even the eggs trust him. like he could (and has) say that it was all just a prank!! and they would listen!!! and q!jaiden even said she'll sandwich it into his speeches, all like "oh I'm nice! but I'm also evil and blah! oh wait I'm nice again!!"

"What would be worse, if I were the reason you lost your last life or if Cucurucho was the reason you lost your last life?" Foolish said on Band's stream last night. he had been acting differently the entire time he was on, and just earlier that day, Fit said everyone had a reason for why they were on the island. so what's Foolish's reason?

starting to believe more and more that quackity and foolish are their dsmp selfs- or something akin to them. why else would quackity constantly be secretly messaging foolish, or telling him he doesn't need help with the party anymore, or him not wanting to blow up the wedding purely because of *leo*

its the next day and im still brainrotting the theory lmao. I don't have any other evidence than me reaching and connecting points that definitely do not connect but can ya blame me? foolish being the traitor/working with the federation would be soso perfect omg please give it to meeeee 🙏🙏