#fedcon 2026

From the instagram comments:

raoulbhaneja This a real georgeghawkins question 🙋‍♂️! georgeghawkins your answer would be so stupid I know it!! raoulbhaneja 😂😂😂😂😂 true, you would not be happy

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Moderator: …who arrived at this event at warp-speed or at least Deutsche Bahn speed…

Geoooooooorge Hawkiiiiiins! Geoooooorge Hawkiiiiiins!

(Audience applauds)

George Hawkins: Hello, hello. Wow! [indistict] Oh my goodness! Hello, hello, hello! Wow! Thank you so much for turning up, this is really cool. I didn't think anyone would be in the audience. You guys, by the way, I had no idea, you party. You drink, man. You guys, you're rock and roll, you really are. That's so cool. Ehm, where do you want me to sit? [*] Over there?

Audience: On the chair!

GH: On the chair. (small laugh)

(Audience laughs)

GH: Feel like I'm about to do stand-up comedy… OK. I've got one thing. If you're gonna ask a question, please tell me one thing. There is one thing I wanna know about you. And that is… What is the biggest animal you think you can take in a fight?

(Audience laughs and applauds)

GH: OK? And I don't want- Thank you! I don't want stupid answers like "a polar bear".

(Audience laughs)

GH: I want- I want realism here. I want- I wanna get to know you. And I'll give you a little- Mine is like a big ram. Okay? Or like a labrador.

(Audience laughs)

GH: I think that might be it. Okay awesome.

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*[To me it actually sounds like he's saying something like "Where do you sit for me?"?? Maybe someone can correct me here?]