#featherthings

What I’m saying is that they should give eachother blowjobs, for tactical reasons…yeah, tactical reasons.

I’m sure in my soul that Joker suggests it, blaming something like dopamine and both of them being beaten by Batman too easily lately. He would say it half joking, the type of joke that is accompanied by a “…it’s a joke, of course, unless-“

Riddler would make a point about getting to shut J up, tension would rise.

They would so start just having fast hookups, probably in a 69 position, because neither wants to kneel before the other, and they want to take advantage of being with someone ad tall as them for once (To me, they are both tall and lanky, so)

I bet Joker has no gag reflex (and blames the chemicals, somehow, did he swallow some while in the vat of acid?), and Riddler gets competitive about it (he keeps on choking, J is long and thin, poor Nygma)

And if eventually they trust eachother a bit too much and move onto normal blowjobs? Even better