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🔪 for the eulogy my muse would give for yours.
❝ ryder was a pain in my ass for who knows how many years–truly, i really don’t know. i’m starting to think he was around a lot longer than i realized. he was a bleeding heart moron who lacked the spine to stand up to anyone, and in the end that’s probably what got him killed!!
–well, either that or the several explosive devices i hid in his car. who’s to say, really. the point is he’s dead and i’m not so once again, i win! ❞
they grinned cheekily, though the expression turned sour the moment they realized ashton had never gotten around to paying the damages on their Lamborghini after they’d ran him over with it. twice.
❝ ryder… don’t think i won’t dig you up and sell your parts. ❞
