#fcrmidable

Erzsi was absolutely, utterly lost in this city.  Even her Phone GPS seemed to give up the ghost of helping her find her way.  With an irritated sigh, she turned off the phone and looked around. Her understanding of the French language had never been good and trying to navigate solely based on what she remembered was not a great idea.

Justine stares in surprise. “… Yes, you did.” And then there’s a little awkward silence from her end. “You look like him.”

“Ah-- oh, yeah, aye, I s’pose so, don’t I-- I get that a lot.”

She wavers her hand, brows furrowing while finishing up a text on her phone. But it doesn’t reach the end without her turning on him, eyes wide, “I am /not/ a bird shitter!”

I never said you were! You’re, uh, too elegant for that. But we should really... 

Past your bed time? [There’s a little mock pouty face]

[ pout competition ] I’m making up for the last 200 years of my life where I didn’t sleep at all.

anonymous impressions but jac can’t follow instructions

vampire ankur version 1.0 was like 5-6 years ago oh lord

[She doesn't know where to begin with how that has bamboozled her, but she just gives him a v e r y confused eye] Mon cher, this just sounds like you're bad at fishing.

BAD ADVICE MEME

yeah that is a huge and hilarious mistake LMAOOOO