#fbsatan

But of course. Do you really think dear Doris could have usurped the throne from the previous queen of the Sixth Dimension without bargaining with me first? I would ignore her claims about asking the Lord for more because she was left "hungry", though. Poor thing was just trying to save face after I rejected her request to graduate our relationship from professional to personal…

As for my limits, well, I can last minutes, or I can last decades. Again, it all depends on my mood, but rest assured the end result is always the same. Complete and total satisfaction. 🍑🍆🔥😈

I certainly don't consider it alarming. More like reassuring. I mean, I'm the inventor of lust. The original "hot guy". A total, undisputed icon. If it weren't for my snake-like skills of persuasion, sex would be a foreign concept in your dimension! So, in short, yes, I'm aware, but I'd be more alarmed if the numbers weren't as high as they are...

Shush, you bad little doggy, or I shall have you muzzled.

As for your bonus question—no, I have yet to settle down with anyone. Don't get me wrong. There have been suitors. Thousands of them. I am, as you so accurately put it, utterly irresistible! But so far none have managed to persuade me to abandon my lovely bachelor's life. Perhaps one day there will be. I'm in no rush. After all, why perform for just one fan when you can have an entire universe endlessly swooning in the palm of your hand?

Why, look at these lines! The energy. The passion. The cheekbones! I'm positively dazzled. ❤️🎨✨

It felt magnificent to remind Awsten and the rest of those mortal musicians that while they’re busy asking "why," I'm down here keeping score and running the show. Also, you can't deny that when I step up to the mic, the entire track catches fire. Yes indeed, Satan is back on the charts where he belongs. 🎸🎤🔥😈