1: Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?Providing Facebook Messenger counts, a thousand times yes. If Messenger doesn’t count, then the answer is no.

5: Did you hang out with the person you like recently?Umm.. almost a week ago. So technically, it was recent, but it feels like forever ago.

8: Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?The gender is irrelevant. I think it’s disgusting when anybody gets really wasted. Drunk is fine, though it can be annoying. But really wasted... urgh.

15: Are you going out with the last person you kissed?Yes indeedy, I sure am!

19: Have you had sex today?I haven’t had sex since about September last year, so no!

25: What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?I don’t know what I would say. I’d be gutted, I’d imagine. Unless it’s like a kiss on the cheek, people do that with friends and family. But I don’t think that’s the kind of kiss the question means.

29: Do you really, truly miss someone right now?I do, yes. Pretty much every moment we’re apart.

40: Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?Because she’s my girlfriend, she’s hot and she’s kissable. So on and so forth!

Make and eat dinner

Have a nice, relaxing shower

Chillax on the computer, shiny hunt on Pokémon perhaps

1: Are looks important in a relationship?As a whole package, no. But there does need to be some kind of physical attraction as well.

4: Are you in a relationship?I honestly have no idea what's going on xD

12: Do you forgive betrayal?Fuck no. I did once. But now, the way I see it, if you're betray me, you're not worthy of being forgiven. Game over. Get out of my life.

21: Do you think someone has feelings for you?I'd like to think so but you'd need to ask them.

28: Have you ever been cheated on?Yup, several times. First girlfriend did it almost like a hobby. It's a lot of the reason why I tend to avoid relationships.

41: Have you had sex so far this year?Nope

46: How many times did you have sex last year?Just once and it was awful.

48: If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?Not a lot. I'd wish them all the best. Not much that can be said.

81: Who are 5 people you find attractive?Famous or not? Umm... Chelsea (obviously), Natalie Dormer, Zoe Saldana, Meg Turney and Emilia Clarke.

1: Is this the best year of your life?Fuck off. It's only the beginning of March and no, it's not. I mean, it might be, but I'm not going to know that until I am on my death bed. I hate premature expressions like "This is the best day of my life".

3: The person you like is?Is what? Am I supposed to say who it is or describe them? Both? She is HERE and is a lovely, amazing, awesome person.

15: Would you go out with someone right now if they asked?Well that would depend on who was asking!!

21: Would you ever kiss someone you texted today?I rarely text. In fact, I haven't texted anyone in weeks. But if you were including Facebook Messenger, then sure. I already have done and I would happily do so again.

26: Do you regret anything you've done lately?Nope. I only regret some of the food I have consumed. Some of it has been downright awful.

32: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?The question structure is wrong. But yes, I can. Nobody.

39: Don't tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?Going with the above principle on texting, fuck yes! Very much so!

41: Are you missing someone?Yes indeedy.

48: Is the person you last texted single?Again with the above principle... I would certainly hope so (other than yours truly).

61: To who did you last give the finger to?That should be "whom" but never mind. Probably one of the students at the university I am employed at.