#fauxefka

OMG... The most problematic lesbians...

I need to say this, but as a healthcare worker, Iosefka's clinic and the Research Hall pisses me off and disturbs me more than anything else in the game 😭

ANYWAY so imposter Iosefka (her name is Jozefka to me because that's really fucking funny. Why would their parents name their kids the same thing but spelled differently, but for all intents and purposes we'll be calling her Fauxefka) and Yurie are members of the Choir, which is like the 3rd most unethical faction in Bloodborne.

Yes they love torturing patients. Yes they love orphaning children and widowing wives. Yes they love unbalancing the centrifuge. Yes thEY DON'T CLOSE THE SHARPS CONTAINER!! YES THEY PICK UP GLASS WITH THEIR BARE HANDS!! NO THEY DO NOT CLEAN UP SPILLS WITH ABSORBENT-

Yurie likes to swing by the clinic and deliver goodies from the Choir- being the little phantasms and shit that Fauxefka inserts into people's skulls- and they gush over how cute they are together.

On the other hand, Fauxefka will occasionally come to Byrgenwerth or the Choir to tell Yurie aaaall about her findings on kinship!

Sometimes they'll experiment together on a subject and they just. Won't stop talking the whole time it's unsettling lol

Fauxefka has a really, really unsafe habit of licking scalpels for the blood and then kissing Yurie

Also the aliens in the forbidden woods are from the clinic that Fauxefka dumped there like abandoned puppies lol

They experiment on each other a little bit. But not too much because of how many of their test subjects straight up die lol