#fauvester

sorry if you already answered this… but I wanted to make sure I asked!!

From this: otp ask meme

In a canon universe, I headcanon that Hidan’s body temperature runs colder than normal, and that with five hearts Kakuzu runs hot. So it would be Hidan putting his cold feet on Kakuzu who it doesn't really bother much.

But in a modern au, with Kakuzu typically being older (and depending on how old), his circulation isn't what it used to be when him and Hidan first met. So he sticks those icy cold feet on Hidan to warm them up, but also just to annoy him and hear him yelp in surprise. Sometimes Hidan even wears pajama pants to bed when it's very cold out so that Kakuzu's feet don't wake him up.

@georgetheblob-art @fauvester @parkranger @doodles-on-the-moon @poshtearex Please accept my very very late Valentine’s day art. I tried to go off of headcanons and stories and other things I picked up from everyone’s respective blogs and I hope I managed to do them justice...

fauvester said: per prompts: idk if youve ever read Domestic Electronics, but: some poor pet shop worker acquires a rowdy band of cast-off luxury pets (tiny titans) and decides to adopt them. tiny godzilla keeps zapping out the electricity. mothra wont leave the floor lamp alone. rodan just sits on the heating unit and hisses

I haven't read it, but I'm familiar with the concept! I read this prompt before work and wrote the drabble after work so I forgot everything about it except "Domestic Electronics but with kaiju, they keep causing problems" lmao.

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"How did you do that?" Madison asked.

Sitting in a pot, stove burner turned on maximum heat, neck deep in boiling mud, Rodan hissed at her. She was nearly impressed.

Serizawa's pet sitting notes hadn't explained how to deal with this.

"You're going to ruin the pot," she told him. He hissed again. She automatically reached for a pot handle, realized it had been broke off—oh, clever bird—and pulled open the drawer Serizawa kept his potholders in.

They were shredded and half-eaten. What was left had been converted into a nest for a soft, translucent egg. Mothra looked up.

"Congratulations," Madison said. Mothra chirred appreciatively.

Madison carefully closed the drawer, took off her jacket, and wrapped it around one hand.

A shrill SKRII-ANK from the living room caused her to push the pot harder than she meant to, spilling some boiling mud on the counter. "Shit!" She pointed at Rodan—who was peering back at the stove with his tiny wing claws wrapped around the edge of the pot—snapped, "Behave," and ran into the next room.

Godzilla was standing on the back of Serizawa's armchair so he could put his hands on the window. He'd nearly melted a hole through the glass to the pest taunting him from the outside windowsill.

Madison scooped up Godzilla, glowered at the three-headed feral pet outside, and shouted, "Go away! Shoo!" Rodan had escaped a couple of days ago and got into a fight, and this thing had been hanging around ever since.

The feral pet raised its tails indignantly, but took off, flapping high and away. Godzilla snorted, satisfied.

Then the feral pet landed on a utility pole, raised its wings, turned one head toward Madison, and with the other two zapped a power line.

The lights went out.

The kitchen smoke detector went off.

Madison groaned as Godzilla tried to scramble onto her shoulder. Serizawa was never letting her pet sit again.

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I’ve been ‘messing around’ a little with his character, so I have different versions depending on the AU (as I do with most of my gijinkas). Although if I have to pick a ‘definitive’ version, it’s definitely the one from my All Human and Space Gang AUs: trans and gay.

would you mind if i did fanart of them one day? :0