#fatalfacade

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MAYBE IT WAS on fire

          ‘ That bleached white lookin’ piece of shit. He’d only heard rumors. He must of been that shithead who stirred up this sea to look like a murder scene. He was now curious. How could one little fish do that to an entire ocean. Thoughts dashing throughout his mind, he finally decided he’d have some fun. ’

Full Name: He has two. Smaug is the name that he chose after his “rebirth”, but his birthname was Eyes-Like-Fires, a Cyrodillic name due to his upbringing away from Black MarshGender and Sexuality: Male, and anyone who he sees as an equal.Pronouns: He/His/HimEthnicity/Species: Argonian, but considers himself to be a DragonBirthplace and Birthdate: Well, my boy Smaug is (or, rather, was) about 24 before the opening of Skyrim, so he was born in the Fourth Era, 177. Not sure I want to set a date, really.Guilty Pleasures: Smaug knows enough Alchemy to, as he puts it, “Get the Job done”, by which he means throw together a drink that’ll get him completely piss drunk. He also likes swaning about Markarth in his glimmering enchanted armor, lounging among (or on top of) his ever-growing pile of treasure and gold, and getting into barfightsPhobias: Smaug thinks he is the absolute pinnacle of Dragonkind, and a master in any craft he undertakes. His only fear is that he might be wrong about that,What They Would Be Famous For: For having roughly nine times as much money as GodWhat They Would Get Arrested For: Thievery, Breaking and Entering, Disturbing the Piece, resisting Arrest, Scams, Assosiation with shady guilds, jumping up and down in his underwear in the town square while alternating between screaming “FUCK DA POLICE” and breathing fireOC You Ship Them With: Not an OC, but he married Uthgerd the Unbroken in-canon. She’s the only sentient being that’s ever given him a real fight, so after she caved his teeth in over the course of a barfight, he was instantly smitten. He spent the next long while trying to impress her, getting good at heavy armor, swordplay, smithing, and even pissing off the Companions to no end in attempted courtship. He also had a major crush on Brynjolf and Astrid, but the former was too focused on his work and the latter married (to a barefoot, ax-wielding werewolf lunatic, no less), so yeah.OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Anybody who’d get sick of his bullshit. So everyone.Favorite Movie/Book Genre: He’d watch the hell out of Crime Dramas like Breaking Bad, and probably loves Tarantino films. Books don’t interest him that much (except skill books :p)Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: How the hero always has to kill the dragon. Can’t they parlay it out? Trade agreements, truces, compromises, SOMETHING? Plus, who the fuck even kidnaps a princess, anyway? If you prefer dining on Long Pig, maybe snatch up someone that isn’t going to have a military cavalry lining up to shove halberds up your ass.Talents and/or Powers: Smaug is my other OP OC. He’s a gifted thief/assassin and an accomplished Warrior, Conan the Barbarian style, matching the powerful strength that he has worked endlessly for with the natural skill and dexterity of his species. Other than that, he has all the usual Dovahkiin suite (being able to switch between Star Signs, unhindered by pain, hunger, or fatigue, able to spit hot fiyah) and a heaping helping of Destruction Magic (mostly just Fireball. Mmmmmm, Fireball).Why Someone Might Love Them: Because he’s gawdy and loves excess. Because he’s skilled and daring and loyal. Because he takes no shit never gives up. Because everything he has he either worked for or took it from someone who didn’t deserve it.Why Someone Might Hate Them: Because he’s a prick who’s full of himself.How They Change: All it takes is one little near-beheading and Dragon Attack to turn a run of the mill Argonian jewelcrafter into a murderous Barbarian with a Dragon complex.Why You Love Them: Because he was my first (and greatest) step into the world of real, full-on rpg gaming. Because his numerous adventures helped me during a really dark time in my life, and because I can look back on those memories fondly. Also no one can call me a Scaly for making a reptilian character, because he was from a video game ╰(✿˙ᗜ˙)੭━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

9 - introvert or extrovert?ummm isnt there a word for both? im..both i guess it just realllyyy depends on the situation20 - answered!22 - favorite quote“everything will be okay in the end, if it’s not okay, it’s not the end”i found it when a lot of stuff was going on when i was a freshman in high school

Anything that doesn’t have my OCs in it is fine!