❝ don’t you know how t’ knock ? ❞ prepare for a mini meme spam bc i miss these dorks
@fataletm
“It’s four degrees out there ‘case you didn’t notice ,boss.”
Her ill-tempered bodyguard and chauffeur for the evening had muscled his way into her flat by jimmying the lock after losing patience standing out in the cold . It’s his first time actually inside his employer’s little sanctum, not including the first time when she’d tried to kill him .
“I’m not gonna freeze my sack off waitin’ by the CARjust ‘cause Y O U R high-class ass can’t get yer mascara on in a timely… fuckin’… fashion….”
The moment he sees her, the bitter sneer on his face melts to a dumb-struck gawk and his words die on his tongue . Jesus christ, he thought, talk about workplace distractions.
“But uh . H e y, y’know . It’s warmin’ up already . ”
