Godddd but Lydia, Stiles and Theo being three different kinds of enablers but just as effective. Lydia being gentle and understanding like "oh, you want some more? are you sure? okay if you really want it that bad then here you go, enjoy, you're doing great" Stiles being like "you know I think you could probably drink some more. yeah, you're not that drunk yet, i've seen you have more than this before. here, drink up, you can do it." Theo not even bothering with that because they're so drunk it doesn't matter so he just holds the bottles to their mouths and tips booze down their throats because they're too uncoordinated to even bring the bottles to the right place, filling them like you'd bottle feed a baby sheep or something, and he manages to get them the drunkest because if they can still stand and still see and can still speak and are still concious thent ehy're not drunk enough. if he says anything, it's nothing nice, like, 'look at you, what you've let yourself become" and "drink up drunkard i spent my money on this booze and you're going to drink every last drop' and 'god do you even know how huge you are or are you too drunk to see that gut'. I imagine, like, on one hand, it would be a way to keep the wolves/pack safe because they'd be too drunk and fat to do anything other than consume, but also, I just think the three of them would really deserve it. They'd work together, and the pack would become their overfilled drunken pets that they cared for, play with their bellies and have them perform once simple acts that they can't even do and make fun of them and play around with them and just make them worse and worse and drunker and fatter, but it's fine because everyone is having fun right?
Lydia is the smartest. She's done the calculations - using the wolves as her test subjects. She knows how much they all can drink. How much they can eat. No point having them black out, because then they can't keep drinking...so she's very carefully worked out alcohol % and over a period of time with wolf metabolism, and picks only the drinks with the highest calories. Throws in some nonwolfsbane infused alcohol to add calories and contribute to the wolves going around with sloshing, wobbling guts. Stiles 100% is the instigator. Has both Derek and Scott pushed with the "come on, you have to be the Alpha!" and therefore is focused on those two consuming the absolute most. Biggest appetites, biggest bellies, just sprawled in the middle of the pack hiccupping and belching and demanding more even as their speech gets more and more incoherent. I love Theo being the threat. Like if someone insists they've had enough, but Lydia says otherwise? Theo comes over to handle it. Force some more down. Or to grab at their blubber. Size them up, shake his head and tell them they might as well drink more, forget about how fucking fat they're getting or how their bellies are starting to look like proper beer kegs now.
