#fastmagic

OKAY, first ever one was KFRae from TT03 (Bc ya Boi Was and Is in love with Raven always & also I’m basic, don’t @ me), and then when I found out that WallyRae was a thing in NTT, but only bc Raven Made Wally Fall In Love With Her I lost my entire brain. Head empty. No thoughts. Only ANGST

(Listen. Listen I know it’s fucked up, I know it’s wild but hear me out. The D R A M A)

Next one I had was BarryZee and that’s SOLELY bc Zee was SUPER flirty in her first appearances, and when Iris was like (temporarily, assumed) dead, they were mutually flirty in JL comics at the time and I’m 😭😭😭 I’m weak okay

Also have this panel of them Kis:

Yes that’s Barry I swear, Zee got like 3 separate smooches from diff men in this particular issue but I CANNOT be assed to remember where it was right this second

When I did my Damian reading and got to TT:Rebirth I vaguely knew abt Wally II/Rae beforehand but I didn’t realize how hard I would fall in love with them. They did really good job of slowly building up their interest in each other and eventual Start of a Relationship and look. Look at these two I’m cry 😭

And the VERY fuckin next issue they’re just!!!!! Broken up off panel?????? ALL THAT WORK. THROWN AWAY IN AN INSTANT 😭😭😭😭 I’ve been BETRAYED.

My last one is BartZach bc listen..... listen. Neither of these boys has had a singular thought ever in their life. It’s Himbim4Himbim energy. The C H A O S they could make!!!

Basically if there’s a Speedster, I love them despite knowing very very little about them, and I love all of my mystics ever, and these are all rlly dumb self-indulgent, never-going-to-be-endgame ships that I Just Think Are Neat and rlly need to get my ass in gear abt making content for bc I am nearly alone in most of these canoes