#fastdive

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1. What’s your favorite food? Dude I fucking love anything spicy, but I'd have to say pizza just because it's so simple, yet elegant. You ever seen a pizza that ain't classy? Fuck no you haven't. Also I can put Jalapenos on it so that's cool.

2. How many hours do you sleep a day? It can vary from 0 to like 20, I have no real normal sleep schedule, because I'm insane. 

3. Favorite comic/webcomic? I'm partial to any comic involving Batman or Spiderman. Honestly, I'd have to say my favorite comic is the portion of Flashpoint where they show Thomas Wayne as Batman. That's really fucking cool. Instead of his parents dying, Bruce dies, and so his Mom turns into the Joker and his dad Batman. That's just cool shit. Webcomic wise? Ava's Demon. 

4. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? Unarmed? Duck-sized horses. Seriously, it's like, kick one hard enough and you just win. also I could probably outrun 100 duck sized horses. A horse-sized duck would eat me like breadcrumbs.

5. What kind of a chair do you like sitting on? It rolls around and is black. There's no remarkable features about it. 

6. Where do you sleep? If a guest is over, on a mattress in our library-esque room. If not, on my ghetto rigged bed which is right by where I'm typing these answers.

7. How bright do you like it in your room? Dark.

8. Favorite song? At the moment, I'd have to say it's Escape from Midwich Valley, just because it's so calm for the first 3 - 4 minutes then when it picks up it's fucking intense. Also I literally cannot think of what I've listened to recently beyond that and a few generic songs.

9. Favorite anything? My favorite non-human penis is the barnacle. Shit's insane. 

10. Least favorite anything? My least favorite mental illness is dementia.

woah slow down there

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Tru

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