#faraquez

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Sam Chisolm & Joshua Faraday Characters: Joshua Faraday, Sam Chisolm, Vasquez (The Magnificent Seven 2016), All Seven (The Magnificent Seven) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, Post-Canon Fix-It, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, Period Typical Attitudes, Adaptation, Not Beta Read Summary:

After the Battle of Rose Creek, Chisholm presents the Seven with a new job, cleaning up the mining town of Personville, Montana. A hotbed of corruption and scandal, the Seven will have to use their wits and not just their guns to untangle the town's complicated politics.

Inspired by Yojimbo and the novel Red Harvest. Because one Kurosawa adaptation isn't enough.

I am very dumb and attempting a new fandom.  WWWWWHHHHHEEEEEEEE!

Vasquez: What?

Josh: What?

Faraday: *pulls stick of dynamite out of his pocket*

Prompt: “the building manager neglected to tell me the window washers would be coming by today, so excuuuuuuse me for thinking that twenty-three floors up was high enough that I could dance around my office without being seen.”

I had this au in my folders for ages and forgot where it came from. But I found it and I felt a small burst of inspiration. I also changed the office part into a hotel. I wasn’t really thinking deep for this one.

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The tunes of Come and Get Your Love blared on the speakers as he slid across the floor. He twirled around, tossing his jacket onto the sofa. He grabbed his water bottle as he danced past the kitchen and dodged Jack’s massive form.

“'Cause you're fine, and you're mine, and you look so divine!” Faraday sang above Jack’s barking. He laughed as Jack jumped around him, dancing around on two feet, “Atta boy!”

He tossed his bottle onto the counter to take Jack’s paws into his hands, dancing around him for a bit before spinning back into the living room

“Come and get your loooove!”

A sharp sound caused Faraday to whip his head around to see a man, a very handsome man, snickering outside his window. Noticing Faraday staring at him, the man ceased his snickers but kept his grin as he nodded and resumed cleaning the windows.

Faraday, not knowing a lick of shame in his life, whistled sharply to grab the man’s attention. He smirked and wiggled his hips as Hooked on a Feeling came on.

The man raised a brow, amusement danced in his eyes as Faraday danced his way towards the window, “Hi there, handsome.” Faraday greeted, wiggling his eyebrows. He leaned against the window, “The name’s Faraday. Joshua Faraday.”

The man said nothing as he swiped a line of foam in front of Faraday’s face. Wow, rude. But his indignation was eased away when he wrote something in the foam. The man winked before he moved away to the next set of windows, leaving behind the ten-digit numbers.