#fantroll introduction

Name: Grozva Vyandi Pronouns: he/it Age: 9 sweeps (19 years) Lusus: Rattlesnake with goat horns Occupation (if applicable): Goatherd Mutation (if applicable): Rattlesnake tail

Caste: Bronze Sign: Taurcen (Derse + Blood) Classpect: Prince of Blood Strife Specibus: Sharpened horn

Chumhandle: grotesqueChupacabra Typing quirk: i = ¿ , << - brackets GC: << - the qu¿ck brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

Notable facts:

hardcore punk

eats highbloods😋🍴

the classic, OC that started out as a self-insert when i was 15 but since then has become its own guy

Your name is ANUBIA MIRTIS. 

And you really like DEAD THINGS. Or, to be exact- you really, really like dead things. Like, MUMMIES and junk. You tend to have a really calm and mature personality, though that's mostly a substitution for the massive amounts of boredom you have. 

Aside from mummification, you also really enjoy GOLD. You aren't sure why, but you suspect that your subtle narcissism and that you have YELLOW BLOOD contributes to it. You also believe that your facination with EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY is another thing that makes you love the precious ore. Because of this, you sometimes steal such golden items from people and stash them in the LABYRINTH you call your HIVE. It's a fun game/hobby you play.

Your lusus is a BROWN BAT, though you have no idea on whether or not it is alive- as it hasn't moved from it's WING COCOON in sweeps. This ends up making you have to fend for yourself. 

Your trolltag is aurelianApparition, and you ☼ < write in all lower case, with the mighty pyramids and suns guarding your words. > ☼

Be warned, you're kind of a sarcastic jerk.

  Well, what the hell will you do know?

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Your name is KASPET ACHREN, and you have a tendency to be INFURIATINGLY VAGUE at the most inopportune moments. Like now.

You pursue a variety of INTERESTS, the most notable being ARCHERY and MIXED-MEDIA ARTS AND CRAFTS. Your current project is a surprise for your MOIRAIL. You enjoy the pull of the bowstring beneath your fingers, and although you’ve never broken your bow, your aim is pretty shitty. You are also a lifetime member of the NRA and wear your patch with pride, even though you’ve never shot a gun in your entire life.

When you are stressed out, you like to BROWSE THE INTERWEBS and WRITE EXPLICIT PORNOGRAPHY. The hatesex helps you relax. So does your moirail, but she rarely jams with you anymore considering she hates your PILE OF SHITTY HEADSETS. You collect them. It is your THING. The only headset that isn’t shitty is the one you wear around your neck at all times, which makes you look like A BIT OF A JACKASS, but that’s fine with you.

You also like BIOLOGY and ANATOMY, even though you suck at it. You like DISSECTING THINGS. You gave up your scientific pursuits when you discovered the evils of CHEMISTRY and have been studying THE INTRICACIES OF LANGUAGE ever since.

Your trollhandle is eruditePatois, and ʝour quirk is unnoticeable except in certain situations, like when ʝou try to ʃooʃ ʝour moirail. This gives you a lilting and somewhat irritating accent.