#fantasy problems

TBH I could never be a vampire living off of blood and what not because I honestly love food way too much. Ain’t no way I could pass centuries without stuffing my gob. First time I tried to eat a donut and I couldn’t I’d be out.

I’m not one to complain about fantasy stuff, but personally I’ve always found it weird how the categories of different species are called “races” when humans already have different races, and furthermore having specific, nonhuman species being racist caricatures or “dwarves” is even more fucky. I know that Pathfinder or whatever have changed their one book from the one game to word it as “heritages” but that is slapping a PR friendly word on a fundamentally flawed game that is one part of a fundamentally flawed genre.

When your MC is thirsty af but you gotta figure out how a dwarf lady would flirt with an orc lady and make ‘Battleaxe’ sound like a GOOD thing