#fangs headcanons

- “y/n where are we going, i don’t want to go anywhere or do anything. i just want to lay in bed with you”

- “yes, i know, but the doctor said you need to walk around and not just be a bed bug, so i’m taking you somewhere where you wouldn’t expect me to”

- your hand grabbed fangs’s and kissed his rings, laying his hand on your thigh

- you sang along to the songs on the radio as you drove to the mall

- “why are we going to the mall? i don’t want to! are we getting new clothes? did pea put you up to this?”

- “no, you loser, we’re not going shopping. we’re doing something that’s in the mall”

- “the food court?”

- “stop talking!”

- fangs sighed and looked out the window

- “how are you feeling?”

- “i’m angry at you”

- you parked the car and unbuckled your seatbelt, turning to fangs

- “why are you mad at me?”

- he turned away from you, making you smile

- you climb over and kiss his neck softly

- his body relaxing

- “why are you mad at me?”

- “i’m not anymore, jesus, your touch or kiss me and i’m under your spell”

- you smile and kiss him quickly, hopping out of the car

- you hold his hand and walk into the mall with the biggest smile on your face

- “we aren’t even in riverdale anymore, where the hell are we?” 

- “in a couple towns over. this mall has what i wanted to go to”

- fangs was moving at a slow pace, his stomach still hurting, but he was moving much better than before

- “okay, i can tell you where we’re going now because we can see it from here”

- he looked around 

- “uhm.. the harley store?”

- “no..”

- “victoria’s secret? that’ll make me feel better”

- he winked and you glared, scoffing

- “no, that’s at home”

- his face dropped and you laughed

- “since you can’t guess, we’ll just walk in”

- you walk into the build-a-bear workshop store and he looked at you and smiled

- “what are we doing?”

- “we’re raising a bear together! but you’re going to keep him, he’s going to be dressed just like you”

- “you know you’re the cutest person i have ever met?”

- “yeah, i know”

- fangs smiled and kissed you, you two heading over to the bins with the bears in it

- they had marvel, trolls, but he stuck with the brown bear

- he stepped over to the stuffing place and a worker helped him, and you laughed the whole time

- the worker asked for him to kiss the heart and you both did

- she asked if you wanted to put a voice memo in it and you told fangs to go pick out the outfit as you put the voice button in the bear’s hand

- fangs came over and dressed the bear in the outfit which was a black shirt, red and black flannel, black jeans, some shoes that looked like converse, and a dog tag necklace

- “it looks just like you, fangs, he’s so cute”

- you went over to the computer and fangs sat down, you over his shoulder

- “so what is his name going to be?”

- “hmm..”

- fangs look at the bear and studied him

- “alex?”

- “i like alex. alex fogarty”

- you printed his birth certificate and paid for the bear, fangs so excited about his bear

- you two get in the car and you look at fangs

- “i put a voice memo in his hand, squeeze his left hand”

- fangs chuckled and he did, listening closely

- “hi fangs, i just wanted to let you know that i love you so much and i am so proud of you and how strong you are, and i will be by your side forever, you’re my world and i love you more than you know”

- fangs set the bear down and wiped his eyes

- “aw baby!” 

- you reach over and hug fangs, sitting on his lap and holding his head to your chest

- your hand petting his hair and tears ran down your face as well

- “why are you crying, baby boy?”

- he looked at you and whimpered and you held his face

- “i just.. never expected to find someone who would love me just as much as you do. who would stand by my side through all the shit that was happening. i wasn’t screwing midge, i was asking her what i should do for our anniversary. no one believed me and believed i was the one who murdered her. but you and the other serpents knew the truth, but when i was released and i was shot, you didn’t leave my side. i am so, so thankful that you stuck by me, and that you still love me just the same”

- “maybe a little more”

- fangs would not let go of the bear. he’d fall asleep on the couch or in bed with the bear close to his chest

- the only reason why he always hugged it was because he took some of your perfume and sprayed it on the bear so he always had you wherever he went

- and whenever he was having a panic attack or a nightmare, he would press the button and listen to the voice memo, and it calmed him down instantly

- and soon, his bear collection grew, making sure there was a voice memo in each of them from you

- sometimes from him

- but mostly from you

- you didn’t mind, it helped him sleep when you weren’t around

- but you soon moved in with him, and his bears were soon replaced with you

A = Attractive: what do they find attractive about the other?

the most attractive thing he found was how determined you were. you got home and put your phone on do not disturb and focus. if fp needed something done, you did it first. fangs loved to see how focused you were, and how determined you were. 

B = Baby: do they want a family? why/why not?

yes, a dog family first, and then a human family. fangs wants a dog family to see if he can take care of a dog, and then it determines if he can handle a baby. fangs was terrified of becoming a dad, but you reassured him. 

C = Cuddle: how do they cuddle?

he liked to be cuddled. he loved to lay his head on your chest and listen to your heart, you playing with his hair. 

“boobs make the excellent pillow”

“good to know”

D = Dates: what are dates with them like?

very simple. fangs is not a very romantic boy, but he is a little bit of a romancer. he’d make a little picnic and take you to it, lights wrapped around the tree, a blanket on the ground, the basket containing sandwiches, juice boxes, and snacks.

E = Everything: “you are my ____” (e.g my life, my world…)

“you are my sunshine on a cloudy day”

F = Feelings: when did they know they were falling in love?

he knew it when he saw you smiling. he always noticed that he had a feeling in his stomach and chest like butterflies when you smiled, when you laughed he felt all giddy inside. he saw you smiling from across the room with toni and it hit him like a truck. the feelings he had was love. he was so in love with you.

G = Gentle: are they gentle? If so, how?

he’s got a lot of rings and it scared you sometimes, but he reassured you he was calm. never would fangs lay his hands on you abusively, roughly, any of that. when fangs saw dogs, he got so excited. he was such a dog person, if you put a dog in front of his face when he was angry or sad and his whole attitude changes.

H = Hand/Hold: how do they like to hold? how do they like to hold hands?

fangs loved to hold your thighs. if you sat on his lap his hands always rested on your thighs, his cheek on your back. or you two were on the couch and watching tv and you had your legs over his lap, his hands on your thighs. 

fangs holds your hands with his fingers in between yours, your hands on his thigh. fangs rarely felt love and felt it when he held your hand. when you two laid in bed about to go to bed or just cuddling, he’d link his fingers with yours and place it on his stomach or chest. 

I = Impression: first impression/s

your first impression of fangs was he was very quiet. rarely did he talk, and you wanted to hear his voice. when you heard it, your crush started. his hair was groomed well, he had a little tiny beard coming in, and he had so many rings. 

his first impression of you was that you were absolutely gorgeous, and you were funny. you made fun of his friend sweet pea and he loved how you were. he loved how you weren’t afraid to say anything, and how you didn’t have a filter. 

J = Joker: are they into pulling pranks?

his favorite prank was the invisible ink one. he’d put ink all over your peach-colored covers, rug, and clothes.

“FANGS? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?! WHY IS THERE INK ALL OVER MY STUFF?!”

he laughed and when you came towards him he put the ink on your clothes.

“FANGS ALEXANDER FOGARTY! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”

“look, it’s disappearing!” you looked down and inspected your shirt, looking at fangs and growling. he barreled over with laughter and you ran over to him, tackling him to the ground and holding his wrists down. 

“that’s not funny you asshole!”

he looked at you and smiled. “you know you’re so hot when you’re angry?”

“shut up, fogarty. you aren’t getting any for a week” you get up and throw the ink at his stomach. 

he scoffed, laughed and sat up. “yeah, that’s gonna last not even half a day, i know you, princess. you can’t get enough of me”

K = Kisses: how do they kiss?

holding your chin, a soft smile on his lips as he kissed you. it was his favorite thing to do, your lips always so warm and soft against his. he kissed with such love and passion, because that’s what he felt for you, and he told you without letting out words. 

L = Love: who says I love you first?

you did. like i said, he didn’t know what love was, and the only real love he felt was with the serpents, but that was family love. when you let the words fall off your lips, my god was fangs happy. he finally found someone who loved him for him. 

M = Memory: their favourite moment together

your first date, a picnic and then pool at the wyrm. it was your favorite memory because it was a fay where you two were yourselves, no gimmick, no tough guy persona, you both let your guards down and let each other in. 

N = Nickel: do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?

fangs does what he can, but you’re not selfish. everything you get from him you’re so grateful. it could be a 3 dollar ring from the corner store and you’d still love. you knew he struggled, and you always yelled at him for buying you stuff you didn’t need. 

you buy fangs what he wants when you can. you know his favorite snacks and his favorite things, so when you could you’d go and buy him some of it. 

one time you were at the corner store and you saw a beaded bracelet for 99 cents and gave it to him and he protected it with his life. he wasn’t selfish either, he took everything into consideration. 

O = Orange: what colour reminds them of their other half?

burnt yellow. the reason he saw this as you was you were a bright person, but you also had your dark moments. he also loved the color on you.

P = Pet names: what pet names do they use?

baby, princesa, baby girl

Q = Quaint: what is their favourite non-modern thing?

polaroid cameras!! yeah they came back but he had the early kind of polaroid camera

R = Rainy Day: what do they like to do on a rainy day?

color and watch tv with snacks. or sometimes sit with you against the window and both of you take a nap in front of the window, the sound of his heartbeat and the rain making you fall asleep fast. 

S = Sad: how do they cheer themselves/each other up

coloring!!! i see fangs as an artist, so either he’ll color or sketch something, preferably you because you always calm him down

to calm you down, he braided your hair. he looked up tutorials and practiced on toni because he knows how playing with your hair calms you down. so he’ll sit on the couch, you in between his legs on the floor and he braids your hair. 

T = Talking: what do they love to talk about?

the future. what he wants for the both of you. 

you ever see that episode where chandler and monica are arguing over if they should use all the money on the wedding and chandler brings up what their future looks like?

that’s what fangs talks about. you two would be in the store and he’d choose things for your future house, your children, your pets. 

U = Unencumbered: What helps them relax?

you, bjs, coloring and sketching, going to your guys’ special spot and taking in the area. oh my god, if it rained the day before or that day, he’d take in the scent of the rain, you with him of course

V = Vaunt: what do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

you of course, but he’s also proud of his art. he works so hard on them, and he’s so proud of himself when multiple pieces of his are put into the art show. 

your fingers laced with his and his fingers rubbing over yours, hands on his chest because he was so nervous. 

“why are you shaking?”

“what if people hate it?”

“people won’t, it’s in the art show for a reason, my boy” you reassure your boyfriend and he smiles, kissing you quickly.

“thank you so much, baby”

W = Wedding: when, how, where do they propose?

he proposed as a joke when you guys were in senior year of high school, putting a ring on your right ring finger. when you guys turned 24, he proposed for real. ever since he graduated, he got a good paying job to pay half the rent, for groceries. when he realized he should propose to you, he took extra shifts and worked overtime just to make more money so he could buy you your ring.

the serpents helped him with the wedding, gathering some money for him. they cared about you and they cared about fangs, so they helped with the wedding costs. 

you two went back to riverdale for a week just to visit, you missed your old town. on the last day that you guys were there, he suggested going to your guys’ old spot. you thought it was something normal, something just for memory. but that wasn’t the case. 

as you two were sitting on the blanket, he pulled away and knelt on the blanket, looking into the basket.

“what’re you looking for?” fangs pulled out a tiny box and opened it, smiling.

“i’m looking to see if you would do me the honor in becoming my wife. i wanted to do it here because this was our first date, our first kiss, our first i love you, first everything. this spot means so much to both of us, and i wanted to make it a little more special. so.. y/n y/m/n y/l/n, will you marry me?”

“yes!”

X = Xylophone: What’s their song?

talking to the moon - bruno mars

Y = You’re the ___ to my ___ (e.g the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

you’re the candy to my sweet tooth

Z = Zebra: if they wanted a pet, what pet would they get?