“What do you even talk about at that sci-fi/fantasy cons of yours?”
Hello. I just came back from a convention. I slept like four hours today, but this con was kinda awesome in the random discusion department, so let me write down some points from the conversations that happened during the weekend:
OMG, have you seen the last episode of ... ???!!!???
random mistranslations aka the difference between Han Solo and Han AloneÂ
Jacob T. Church asked Scotland to pull out the lower teeth of a wild boar.
A fanfiction pastiche about Sherlock Holmes and Some-French-Detective looking for a newspaper article mentioned by a politician, and its relevance to current czech political situation
is blood kosher and what would a jewish vampire do?
oh, you’re writing a bachelor’s thesis on Hamilton the Book vs the Musical? Did you know that Lafayette was imprisoned in your hometown and after he tried to escape (financed party by Angelica and her husband) aparently, a guard bit into his finger which then got infected and had to be cut off?
Have you been to the burger place down the street? The chef spent some time in the US and the burgers and fries are awesome.
Anyone wants to play some board games? Please????
How the current spokesperson of the czech president devaluates the position in general.
OMG your baby looks tootaly cute in the ewok onesie!
reasons why having sex in plate armour is not recommended
fencing practise is a good stretching exercise after weeding your garden
hypotetical way how could the skin of grandad’s sheep can make it abroad as a souvenier
can you sign a deal with the devil using period blood?
the main square of this town is literally smaller than the supermarket next to it, right?
how often do you wear a bra and what kind?
what do women talk about when there’s no man around?
the difference between Wermacht and SS with respect to foreign soldiers
indoor vs outdoor rock climbing: case study of the holiday doing ferratas in Itally
does Baileys with milk count as alcohol?
how do you cool down something using a laser?
how quickly do you have to clean spilled curacao before the floor stains blue?
do you put corn in your potato salat?
how much water do pond fish need to survive winter?
How Franz Ferdinand d’Este beat 12 squirrels and four polecats to death using a branch, a tale told originally by a tourist guide at a castle
“The magic words open hearts”: wth does that even mean, why is it on a wall in a clasroom and do you thig Alohomora is the right magic word for heartopening?
where did they magic away the poop from Hogwards before they made the toilets? Is this why the Forbidden Forrest is so creepy? Because it grows from centuries of magic poop?
do you prefer swimming in a pool or in a lake/sea?
have you been to the ruins on the hill nearby? Do the look mor like a castle or like stones in a forest?
what is the difference between lager nad ale?
where did the phenomenon of murder clowns come from?
how the hell is it four am already?
So, yeah, that’s what we talk about at that weird events. Now I’m going to sleep for a century. Yayy.
