#fandom: skyfall

There was a man in exile, and he claimed an island for his own and thought on revenge.

It’s an old story.

I've measured out my life with coffee spoons by mimosa

million dollar question by skylights

Q doesn’t bend for anything and Q certainly doesn’t break for anyone, especially when it comes to stubborn double-ohs intent on making Q’s life hell, so when Q wakes up on a Saturday morning to 12 new texts from Bond and the incessant ringing of his flat’s doorbell, Q makes sure to bring a gun to answer the door.     

“Delivery for one…Quabik Quadree?”     

Q feels the weight of the Glock 19 in the pocket of his dressing gown and sincerely wonders whether to shoot the delivery man or himself.     

A Mountain That Has Been Moved by melfice

a pox on all your machines by scioscribe

“You’re an expert at the challenging, though. I have handled—personally, mind you—three double-O agents, and not one of them has been the exasperation that you so continuously prove. You don’t think. Someone who doesn’t think doesn’t deserve hot water.”

Or, the one where Q controls the universe with technology and Bond is trying to avoid complications (like falling for the voice in his head).

the sheer lack of professionalism by scioscribe

Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”