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Kyoya: right so let me get this straight you are from a different universe where the beholder successfully made the apocalypse for every single fear, you basically killed a god became the god made your boyfriend kill you and then somehow you arrived here in my English teachers bodys
Jon and Martin holding hands: yeah basically
Kyoya about to have a fuckin aneurysm: I.. I just... How am I gonna tell the web-
Jon: oh she probably already knows it was kinda was her plan..?
Kyoya: I.. I just I'm right so what do you wanna do now then?? Since the web has all of this planned without telling their most devoted family that has worshiped the mother of webs for generations that you two were arriving
Jon: ....
Martin:....
Martin: so this is a really nice school you have he-
Kyoya starts to cry in agony
