#fandom hijacking posts

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my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didn’t like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

Pin the dick on the roman

[supernatural gif of the character dick roman] Oh, well, now you’re just flirting.

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[image of an inflatable bed for your car]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

or homelessness

two kinds of people.

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously.

* three kinds of people.

[supernatural gif] Third kind already? You better run man, I think the fourth kind is a butt thing.