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Also me at 2am, reading ao3:

So, say you do not ship something. It makes no sense in your brain for whatever reason. It is not something you can see happening within the realm of the story nor do you really want it to happen.

But like…all the GOOD fanfic is of that one ship. And the fics are really, really good. So you consume.

And you STILL don’t ship the characters at all. But whenever they’re in a scene together you can’t help but be a bit giddy. Kicking and squealing if you will. Or whenever they interact in any way your immediate reaction is, “look at them they’re so in love, the freaks.”

However if they kissed in canon you’d be a bit miffed. Like, wtf? That should not happen. How did this happen? This makes no sense. I did not ask for this ship to sail. Turn it around. Get it back to port.

Gay People Can Sense Other Gay People Like With Magic Or Some Shit

no one dies because i said so

the first chapter is already so gay and it’s probably just gonna get gayer

lots of mentions of death, because death is kinda the theme

i hope to make you sad, in the cool kinda way

and they said infinity war was the most ambitious crossover ever

the working title for this was “this is gay”

sad as fuck i am so sorry

I Tried

technically canon compliant

Author is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything

i take a hammer and fix the canon

Oh No A Nazi

I Am Also Sad And Gay

i suppose you could interpret it as platonic if you read it upside down with one eye closed, ‘just gal pals’

Everyone is Gay, Everyone is Alive

religion as approached by a poor atheist

I Woke Up And Chose Pain

I hate my fandom. I hate the writers. They’re the worst.

These are always true at the same time.  

Please, watch it here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dApI9TCcbbA