#fancycydonian

these the rules write down the rules tag the person who tagged you answer the questions make 11 new questions tag 11 new people

alltimenoshutup tagged me the silly rascal hahahahahahHAHHAHHHHimincapabalofdoinfthesebutialqaysdolike1fromapersonevenrhallysothsydontthinkihatethemHAJAJJJhehehahh also I am doing this on mobile I am sorry anyway so 1. what was a 2008ish username you had and really regret? I think my Amazon account still tries to call me boomkincam98 sometimes and I regret ever looking at world of Warcraft I was but a child, man

2. Favorite meme? 🔫 mmm whatcha saaay🔫 (it’s literally my ringtone I am such a piece of shit)

3. Favorite food? Chocolate. All the way. This is serious. but actual food food I really like fish n chips and carnitas tacos with all the fixings and the meat cooked twice so it’s a lil crispy. I also actually do like plain af salad. Just. Lettuce. Yes.

4. Describe someone you really despise. He is nastykindofoldwhitemanold and republican and misogynistic and racist and I hope he splits the republican vote by forming an independent party like the egotistical shit he is what the fuck is with his hair WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FFFUUUUUUUCK?!??¿!!

5. Tell me about a time when you got sweet, sweet revenge. This one bitch in 1st grade was a total snake (told this lil shit I liked about my insecurity about my arm fuzz) so I convinced her to play some clapping game and I stuck a pencil sharpened pencil in there and she nearly jesus’d her hands (even though crucification is in the wrists why they always depicting it in the palms?) and I didn’t get in trouble because the teacher figured she was lying like she did about everything else and I was otherwise a good lil crybaby child shit

6. Do you have dogs? What breeds? Yas Fluffy Butt horse dog- collie Smol less horseish- Shetland sheepdog

7. Where was your last crazy food run in the middle do the night? Never? But on multiple occasions I have been thrown into the grocery store alone to find 1 or 2 objects for dinner that we didn’t know we didn’t have. On most instances I was v overdressed and felt awkward asking these poor daunted male children where the hell the fuckin Swanson beef broth is (why the hell it was with what it was I don’t know)

8. Favorite type of music? Alternative/punk pop and shit with electronic enrichment three days ago I almost threw up and fell unconscious flailing around to a bunch of fob/panic/etc songs in a library I should sleep more really (what the hell am I saying??)

9. Favorite pun? Not really puns but anytime someone says anything even vaguely suggestive I make a face and anyone who knows me well has to restrain themselves from murdering me. Also. I 🍞 u that one yes

10. Did you ever reblog a 2008 meme unironically? I don’t think so? I’m trash so there’s almost never a distinction between sincere enjoyment and self loathing. I haven’t even legit read homestuck.

11. Post one of your favorite rare pepes I. Am. On. Mobile. So. 🐸💦

my questions for you unfortunate souls: 1. What’s the weather like rn 2. What’s your favorite sin to commit 3. What’s your most productive hobby 4. Do you have trouble not reading lists like this to the tune to let the bodies hit the floor bc I do 4. What particular song never fails to make your bones shiver and your ears pull back a lil 5. What is the largest stuffed animal you have possessed 6. On a scale from 1-10 how uncomfortable are you about having your feet showing around people 7. Is your favorite pet name for snakes snek, noodle, or snoot 8. What is your laptop background/general theme if it’s on a slideshow 9. Do you like your current bed spread if not what do you want to replace it with? 10. If you’ve got one of those manual block clocks or something of the like when’s the last time you’ve actually changed it 11. What’s your favorite color of eyeliner other than black

Mikey b-i-z-a-r-r-e--d-o-l-l: your tag is 'sjw: mikey'. If you'd prefer it to be something else please tell me, but atm that's what I have you down as.

Hannah fancycydonian: your tag is 'sjw: hannah'. If you want a nickname tell me and I can change it to whatever you prefer.

Alexa highfivesatan: Still need your email so that I can add you, but take your time - I know you had a crummy week so worry about yourself before anything else. :) you tag is, atm, 'sjw: alexa'