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     “Shut up, lard ass.” Gwen whined as she prodded Shane’s side with one of her toes, laying back on the couch as she repeatedly prodded at him. “It’s not my fault the recipe messed up and our food got gross, you were the one that put in the extra salt. Who even does that? You’ll end up giving us both cholesterol, you’re a weirdo.” The female teased as she pushed her plate further away from her on the small coffee table, making sure to not knock over her small set of plants. “Does this mean we can get chinese, instead of eating your crappy lasagna?” She chuckled, propping up onto her elbows so she could gaze towards Shane. “When we find a new recipe tomorrow, can you at least follow the guide? Don’t go all Gordon Ramsay on it, we’re not that good yet.”











